True story.
Yesterday, I'm travlin thru Cuntecticut and feel the need to relieve myself. I pull into a Mickie Dees, hit the head and decide to get a coffee. A nice young woman comes to the register and blurts out "would you like to try a McRib toady?" Out of pure instinct(and hatred) I blurt out "HELL NO!" Naturally the whole place stopped in dead silence. So I smiled and said, I'm Jewish.
So I guess it is you.
