I can't feel my face

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Fri Sep 10, 2010 11:54 am

There's a joke here about not being able to see straight when melons are thrust into
your face but I yield to Buddy-pow-Sorrell to assemble such for your reading pleasure.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:18 pm

Personally I think all reality show contestants should be subject to this treatment.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:32 pm

i95 wrote:: There's a joke here about not being able to see straight when melons are thrust into
your face but I yield to Buddy-pow-Sorrell to assemble such for your reading pleasure.

Due to the blocking software they use here at work I not only can't feel whoever's face I can't see it either so no joke is immediately forthcoming. And, by the way, I've always envisioned myself as more of a Sally Rogers.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Sun Sep 12, 2010 12:03 am

Actually, i95 has also always envisioned you as Sally Rogers.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:56 am

being a huge fan of amazing race, i can't wait to seethis in context with the show. you know, did everyone else struggle with the launcher, or was she the lone doofus?

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:08 pm

clothier wrote:: being a huge fan of amazing race, i can't wait to seethis in context with the show. you know, did everyone else struggle with the launcher, or was she the lone doofus?

Are you saying everyone didn't get shot in the mug with a melon? Crap, I was just gonna start watching. I'd like a reality show where people get hurt. That I'd watch!

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Sun Sep 12, 2010 6:11 pm

Agent 13 wrote:: I'd like a reality show where people get hurt.

Cue the music!

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:06 pm

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:: I'd like a reality show where people get hurt.

Cue the music!

Not emotionally scarred, physically damaged.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:04 pm

Oh. Sorry.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Sun Sep 12, 2010 9:10 pm

i95 wrote:: Oh. Sorry.

I forgive you, but I think Billy Heff is still upset.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Sun Sep 12, 2010 10:21 pm

I always envisioned I95 as Mel Cooley.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:21 am

Agent 13 wrote:: I forgive you, but I think Billy Heff is still upset.

Who?

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:35 am

bbqboy wrote:: I always envisioned I95 as Mel Cooley.

The grandfather of Washington Redskin tight end Chris Cooley. Cool!

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:46 am

huh.

that's an interesting idea.
kind of like survivor, but instead of voting people out,
they leave the game cuz they got hurt. literally the last
person standing wins.

hmmm.

i think there's a huge hit in there.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Mon Sep 13, 2010 11:10 am

clothier wrote:: huh.

that's an interesting idea.
kind of like survivor, but instead of voting people out,
they leave the game cuz they got hurt. literally the last
person standing wins.

hmmm.

i think there's a huge hit in there.

Don't they already have stuff like that in Japan?

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:45 pm

kind of, but it's the contestants failures or inabilites that get them kicked off. i'm thinking concussions, cuts and broken bones, not the ninja warriors inability to spider walk 300 feet in the air that gets them sent home.

Subject: Re: I can't feel my face Mon Sep 13, 2010 1:06 pm

clothier wrote:: kind of, but it's the contestants failures or inabilites that get them kicked off. i'm thinking concussions, cuts and broken bones, not the ninja warriors inability to spider walk 300 feet in the air that gets them sent home.

Okay, now we just need to come up with a name.

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