Umm....this is bad, yes?

Oh crap...I better go clean all the toilet seats...and the tractor.

Incurable Gonorrhea..............................great band name.

I didn't want to start a new topic, so this one seems right.
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-accused-sex-assault-horse,0,3907.story
KTLA News
1:15 p.m. PDT, October 20, 2010



SHELTON, Conn. -- A man has been charged with sexually assaulting a neighbor's horse.

Police say they arrested 63-year-old Marian Wegiel earlier this week in his neighbor's corral.

Neighbors say they saw Wegiel inappropriately touching the horse, which was crying in pain.

He told police that was comforting the female horse because she had been scared by a loud noise.

Wegiel stated that he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses.

Three horses were in the corral, but only the one female horse appeared to be touched.

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The homeowner called a veterinarian who inspected the horses.

Besides fourth-degree sexual assault, Wegiel is charged with cruelty to animals, criminal trespass and breach of peace.

He was released on $500 bail.

He is due in court on Nov. 1.
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um, considering the size of a horse's member, what would he have that is roughly the size of a horse's dong that would make a horse cry in pain? his head?

This article is loaded with tons of interesting info but this is definitely my favorite line:
"he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses"

I'm gonna remember that excuse for potential use in the future. I can see it now:
"I'm sorry honey but I may have inadvertently put my fingers inside your best friend Sally."

clothier wrote:

um, considering the size of a horse's member, what would he have that is roughly the size of a horse's dong that would make a horse cry in pain? his head?

Certainly gives new meaning to the term "dickhead".

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

clothier wrote:

um, considering the size of a horse's member, what would he have that is roughly the size of a horse's dong that would make a horse cry in pain? his head?

Certainly gives new meaning to the term "dickhead".

And horseplay!

bbqboy wrote:

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-accused-sex-assault-horse,0,3907.story

Honestly, honey, I'm not having an affair with my secretary. Secretariat, yes. But my secretary, no.

It does explain why CarolinaBob hasn't posting over at Roadfood. He looks like he's been a little busy with other stuff.

I thought Carolina Bob Stopped posting at Roadfood because that nitwit, The Travlin Man was sexually attracted to him?

Gives a whole new meaning to being "Travlin Manned" eh.

really Billy heff?

really?

I kid thee not Teacher!

In fact, his real name is Stephen Bobshiney.