Hot...or not?

Perhaps this could become a regular feature here....or not.

Anyway, I was reading this article that said that Martha Stewart is moving her show to some crappy cable channel desperate for attention. In the article, it says that Ms. Stewart is 68 years old. SIXTY - fucking - EIGHT?



Add in the fact that she is a multi-millionaire - who may have hot lesbian jail stories to tell...and I say....

Maybe we could make it a separate section...I mean look how well that worked in the past. Let me know.

As to the question at hand, Her face looks plastic in that ad, suggesting major airbrushing. I agree she looks good for 68, but I am guessing the distance rule would be put into effect if there was a live showing.

i agree with 13.

you really wanna see that in the light of day, with no make-up?

She is almost 70. We should all look so good - with or without makeup at 70. Hell, I have seen some women at 30 where all the makeup in the world wouldn't hide their kind of ugly.

I'm serious....I think I'd hit that. She wouldn't quite count as a "twice your age" in the life accomplishment department, but it'd be close.

Independent George wrote:

She is almost 70. We should all look so good - with or without makeup at 70. Hell, I have seen some women at 30 where all the makeup in the world wouldn't hide their kind of ugly.

I'm serious....I think I'd hit that. She wouldn't quite count as a "twice your age" in the life accomplishment department, but it'd be close.

I have no interest in joining the "twice your age" club. I am getting to the point where that would mean a visit with someone on Willard Scott's centenarian list. That makes me feel sick.

The half my age club is, and has been for several years, a legally, but perhaps not morally, acceptable goal. I also wouldn't mind an attempt at the "high price escort" club, just to see what them rich and powerful dudes are getting for their money.

I have no argument with the assessment of her as "looking good" at 68...I just have serious doubts if she looks as good as the airbrushed version in that picture.

The "twice your age" club is something that one must join at an early age - maybe like 20 or 21? I would have to really have done my research to make sure that there is significant sugar momma coinage for me to think about a 76-year-old woman right now.

Disturbing as it may seem, the "half your age" club is not quite the long-shot one would think, given where I work. I am sure that I have many colleagues here who have joined such a select group. Maybe I need to convince one of these 19-year-olds that she can add a life accomplishment by sleeping with me?

I guess if we want to find out about the "high priced escort" club, our best bet would be to try to convince Elliot Spitzer to post here.

Or, maybe clothier will come clean about his old "golf clothing merchandising conferences."

Clothier doesn't pay.

He trades goods for services, or vice versa.

What say you? (I couldn't remember if we'd had this conversation before)

I like, although sometimes she looks a bit scary. She also seems to have that personality where she'd break all your stuff and set your house on fire if she got really mad at you.

always has been hot, and always will be. it doesn't matter what you want to do, or how you want to do it, she has done it before, and can improve upon what you thought your fantasy was.

For example: you say you want to try a threesome. She says sure. You want the third to be Demi Moore or Lucy Lui?

Hot but in a filthy, filthy way.

i95 wrote:

Hot but in a filthy, filthy way.

Yeah...

clothier wrote:

always has been hot, and always will be. it doesn't matter what you want to do, or how you want to do it, she has done it before, and can improve upon what you thought your fantasy was.

For example: you say you want to try a threesome. She says sure. You want the third to be Demi Moore or Lucy Liu?

What happened to the Martha Stewart option?

Definitely hot, but can somebody fill me in on her tramp stamps? Are those "Transformers"?

bbqboy wrote:

clothier wrote:

always has been hot, and always will be. it doesn't matter what you want to do, or how you want to do it, she has done it before, and can improve upon what you thought your fantasy was.

For example: you say you want to try a threesome. She says sure. You want the third to be Demi Moore or Lucy Liu?

What happened to the Martha Stewart option?

Martha was last months option. Gotta roll with the times.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Definitely hot, but can somebody fill me in on her tramp stamps? Are those "Transformers"?

Don't care for the tattoo thing...especially on women.

oh. I thought they were cumulative.

bbqboy wrote:

oh. I thought they were cumulative.

Oh I see. I like your idea. Stack em up like cord wood.

I am a big Drew Barrymore fan. I suppose it could all be fake, but she really does seem like someone you could just run into while running errands around town....and she might let you take her home and fuck her. Sure, it has all the elements of a porno movie plot, but what they hey....

Have any of you seen My Date with Drew?

I really enjoyed "My Date With Drew" and her "real-ness" in that flick is one of the major reasons I like her so much.

Independent George wrote:

...she really does seem like someone you could just run into while running errands around town....and she might let you take her home and fuck her.

I believe in one very singular layman's sentence, you've just defined the very genetic code of the human male. Congratulations.

Thanks, Superman.

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

...she really does seem like someone you could just run into while running errands around town....and she might let you take her home and fuck her.

I believe in one very singular layman's sentence, you've just defined the very genetic code of the human male. Congratulations.

That is why he is my hero!

Independent George wrote:

I am a big Drew Barrymore fan. I suppose it could all be fake, but she really does seem like someone you could just run into while running errands around town....and she might let you take her home and fuck her.

Hey Little Buddy. I am rolling this around in my head, tryinfg to make it work for you. How is this scenerio?

Drew Barrymore is walking past your home. You come out and start telling her what a big fan you are. Then, as she is reaching for her pepper spray, a massive earthquake wipes out the entire world, execpt for you, Drew, and your home.

You invite her into your home, she decides to roam Central Florida looking for food, water, and other humans instead. After five days and nights with no food, water, or signs any living human, she returns to your home. You are now doing your best to convince her that it's up to the both of you to repopulate the world. As she is reaching into her purse for her pistol, she looks up in the sky and sees a giant meteor heading right towards the both of you. At this point she tells you, go ahead, you have about thirty seconds.

Always happy to help.

Independent George wrote:

Thanks, Superman.