Caption Please

So I check out the People of Walmart page from time to time. Some pictures are funny, others weird, some both. I dedicate this thread to the People of Walmart and hereby post the first picture to caption--

You think the side burns are too much?

Bozo lets his hair down.

what happened to Shambo after Survivor.

...and you should see her husband's locks.

Next!

Does anyone have the number for Monica Lewinsky's dry cleaner?

I don't have a caption, I just have to comment on how long it must take to so precisely roll up your tee shirt sleeves. Maybe that's why the stains-once on he didn't want to take it off.

I'm #1--but there is #2 on my shirt.

'Tis the season!

I got no snark for that. That is pretty darn cool.

Pool Boy wrote:

A motorcycle windshield?? Who knew Santa was such a big pussy?

i95 wrote:

Pool Boy wrote:

A motorcycle windshield?? Who knew Santa was such a big pussy?

That isn't a windshield you cock-knob (a phrase I picked up from the Onion article georgie boy posted yesterday) it is a reindeer shit guard.

i95 wrote:

Who knew Santa was such a big pussy?

Santa?????????????????????????

Cock knob. I must confess I've neverheard that term either.[strike]

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

Who knew Santa was such a big pussy?

Santa?????????????????????????

when you went looking for thatpicture, did you type "big pussy" in to the search engine?

cuz I'm pretty sure that if you type that phrase into google, that's not what you get.

I must confess that I was worried enough about what a search for "big pussy" might yield that I (for once in my life) wisely Googled "big pussy sopranos". That search yielded numerous photos of Vincent Pastore and I guess somewhat unsurprisingly more than a few of Aida Turturro.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

That search yielded numerous photos of Vincent Pastore and I guess somewhat unsurprisingly more than a few of Aida Turturro.

Huh.

I would have guessed that there would have been some pictures of Michael Imperioli.

Independent George wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

That search yielded numerous photos of Vincent Pastore and I guess somewhat unsurprisingly more than a few of Aida Turturro.

Huh.

I would have guessed that there would have been some pictures of Michael Imperioli.

I guess the Google folks are more literal than Independent george.

this might be funny if i knew who either aida turturro or michael imperioli are.

isn't imperioli one of the kids in the movie "fame"?

Sorry c-man. I forgot that since neither of those people are on Nickolodeon or Disney you would have no clue who they are. Both played characters on a show called "The Sopranos", which used to be on big people TV.

Um...I don't think he has Nick or Disney either. Or cable. Or a TV. He just has a little transistor radio he holds to his ear.

The Goddess wrote:

He just has a little transistor radio he holds to his ear.

No wonder he holds porn in such little regard.