Question of the Day

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

You take that back. Joey Ramone will never be dead to me...well I guess when I die he'll be dead...or maybe I won't know...whatever...Joey is immortal in my mind.

It appears that you don't agree with the words of one of our great philosophers: "Dead is Dead".

I forgot about that.

Okay...never mind.

As to the original question - what was it that we were talking about again? - I was listening to Colin Cowherd earlier on the ESPN Radio. His line was that men are only as loyal as their options.

Independent George wrote:

As to the original question - what was it that we were talking about again? - I was listening to Colin Cowherd earlier on the ESPN Radio. His line was that men are only as loyal as their options.

I don't know who Coplin Cowtipper is, so I went to the google and searched. This interesting diatribe was the first link I clicked. I liked the prose...

Thursday, April 5, 2007
FUCK COLIN COWHERD
And fuck you if you enjoy listening to him. That guy is about twelve pounds of cock in a one-pound mouth. I fucking HATE Colin Cowherd.

Who says there are no great writers any more???

Agent 13 wrote:

That guy is about twelve pounds of cock in a one-pound mouth.

Although I admire the turn of the phrase, I'm not exactly sure what this means. Furthermore I'm even less sure that it is a successful insult, which I think was its intent.

Agent 13 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

As to the original question - what was it that we were talking about again? - I was listening to Colin Cowherd earlier on the ESPN Radio. His line was that men are only as loyal as their options.

I don't know who Coplin Cowtipper is, so I went to the google and searched. This interesting diatribe was the first link I clicked. I liked the prose...

Thursday, April 5, 2007
FUCK COLIN COWHERD
And fuck you if you enjoy listening to him. That guy is about twelve pounds of cock in a one-pound mouth. I fucking HATE Colin Cowherd.

Who says there are no great writers any more???

Is there any way you could get that guy to post here?

Do we offer any sort of bonus program?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

That guy is about twelve pounds of cock in a one-pound mouth.

Although I admire the turn of the phrase, I'm not exactly sure what this means. Furthermore I'm even less sure that it is a successful insult, which I think was its intent.

I think it translates into carrying twelve ounces of sausage red sauce in a ten ounce sack. Be naughty!

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

That guy is about twelve pounds of cock in a one-pound mouth.

Although I admire the turn of the phrase, I'm not exactly sure what this means. Furthermore I'm even less sure that it is a successful insult, which I think was its intent.

I think it translates into carrying twelve ounces of sausage red sauce in a ten ounce sack. Be naughty!

Thanks for putting this into terms that I can understand.

tiger's sausage appears to have been in several 10 oz. sacks.
Among other locales.

I'm not a golf fan but all of this helps to explain why I've always heard that Tiger was great at draining long putz.

can't we all just leave tiger alone?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

That guy is about twelve pounds of cock in a one-pound mouth.

Although I admire the turn of the phrase, I'm not exactly sure what this means. Furthermore I'm even less sure that it is a successful insult, which I think was its intent.

I'm not sure what it meant either, but he gets points for anger...and I just found it a funny example of how the internets works. I am sure I could have clicked another link posted by a fan who likes the guy...instead I got this one. Ouch

clothier wrote:

can't we all just leave tiger alone?

No, I don't believe we can. It is the American way to root for the underdog to succeed and then hope for them to flame out in spectacular fashion once they do.

Q: What's the difference between a golf ball and a car?
A: Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards.

Q: What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal?
A: They both get clubbed by a Scandinavian.

That second one has laughing pretty good!

The Goddess wrote:

That second one has laughing pretty good!

It has laughing for true.

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

can't we all just leave tiger alone?

No, I don't believe we can. It is the American way to root for the underdog to succeed and then hope for them to flame out in spectacular fashion once they do.

i was trying to get the youtube link to the guy who wanted Brittany just left alone, but i couldn't get it to work right.

what do you think the offer is to the person that actually gets the real story?

a mill?

laststandchili wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

That second one has laughing pretty good!

It has laughing for true.

See? I was laughing so hard I left out a word!

clothier wrote:

what do you think the offer is to the person that actually gets the real story?

a mill?

Probably. You should get on that. Use your golfing contacts and such.

golfing contacts i have. partying slutty bar girl contacts? not so much.

bbqboy wrote:

we're just waiting for you to wreck your escalade

I have a shit brown Buick Rendezvous.

clothier wrote:

golfing contacts i have. partying slutty bar girl contacts? not so much.

I'm sorry for your loss

Billy Heff wrote:

bbqboy wrote:

we're just waiting for you to wreck your escalade

I have a shit brown Buick Rendezvous.

I'm sorry for your loss

For those of you who thought Tiger was nuts for jeopardizing his marriage by philandering, can you imagine losing this:



because you can't keep your hands off of this:





Andy Murray gets dumped for playing too many video games
By Chris Chase

Like another famous athlete, British tennis star Andy Murray has been having relationship problems of late. Unlike Tiger Woods, Murray hasn't been spending too much time with other women, however. He's been spending too much time on his Playstation.

Murray, the No. 4 ranked player in the world, was dumped by his long-time girlfriend Kim Sears due, in part, to the fact that he spent up to seven hours a day playing video games.

The Telegraph reports:

Sources close to Sears said one of the causes [of the breakup] was the world number four's long hours playing video tennis and PlayStation 3 games such as the best selling Call of Duty sequel.

Brad Gilbert, Murray's former coach, has said in the past that Murray spends "seven hours a day" playing video games.

The source told The Sun: "He would spend all his time glued to them. In the end she just got fed up with it. She wanted more out of the relationship."

Most guys who play seven hours of video games per day don't even know what a real woman looks like*, let alone dates one as gorgeous as Kim Sears. I'd think this is an inspiring tale to the video game generation. Sure, it seems crazy that Murray would play more with his PS3 than his girlfriend but, come on, have you seen Modern Warfare 2? (Have you, because I have no clue what it is.)

I'm also fascinated by the fact Murray plays tennis video games. You'd think the last thing he'd want to do after a day of training is sit down and play pretend tennis. But, hey, with Federer still truckin', that might be the only way Andy Murray is going to win a major.