As they review the bizarre and unpredictable weather pattern of the past several years, a growing number of scientists are beginning to suspect that many seemingly contradictory meteorological fluctuations are actually part of a global climatic upheaval. However widely the weather varies from place to place and time to time, when meteorologists take an average of temperatures around the globe they find that the atmosphere has been growing gradually cooler for the past three decades. The trend shows no indication of reversing. Climatological Cassandras are becoming increasingly apprehensive, for the weather aberrations they are studying may be the harbinger of another ice age.
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Tue Nov 24, 2009 6:39 pm
Agent 13 wrote:
Climatological Cassandras
Wow. I believe I saw them open up for the Pandoras in 1986. Cool.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:37 am
I don't read links from the Moonie paper.
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:48 am
The Goddess wrote:
I don't read links from the Moonie paper.
Alice didn't like the moon either...
i95 Needs Help
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:05 pm
Agent 13 wrote:
Alice didn't like the moon either...
Neither did Michael J. Fox...
bbqboy Unable to Focus
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:41 pm
pool to keith: WTF?
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:52 pm
This may be one of the most rapidly and severely diverted off topic topics of all time.
For this, I am thankful.
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 1:59 pm
bbqboy wrote:
pool to keith: WTF?
YAY!!!
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:38 pm
i95 Needs Help
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:51 pm
Agent 13 wrote:
This may be one of the most rapidly and severely diverted off topic topics of all time.
For this, I am thankful.
Good idea, Agent 13. My turn:
I am thankful for my crush on the actress in the National Floors Direct television commercial. Amen.
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 2:57 pm
i95 wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
This may be one of the most rapidly and severely diverted off topic topics of all time.
For this, I am thankful.
Good idea, Agent 13. My turn:
I am thankful for my crush on the actress in the National Floors Direct television commercial. Amen.
I'd be thankful for a photo of some sort.
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:04 pm
Agent 13 wrote:
i95 wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
This may be one of the most rapidly and severely diverted off topic topics of all time.
For this, I am thankful.
Good idea, Agent 13. My turn:
I am thankful for my crush on the actress in the National Floors Direct television commercial. Amen.
I'd be thankful for a photo of some sort.
This one?
or this one?
bbqboy Unable to Focus
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:23 pm
that 2nd one seems like a firecracker.
Independent George Internets Tool
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:22 pm
The chick in the first one has one scary beak.
bbqboy Unable to Focus
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:28 pm
well, I went lookin g for the froot loops bird, but this stopped me dead in my tracks
i95 Needs Help
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:00 pm
Agent 13 wrote:
This one?
or this one?
Yikes. Neither of those. She's a straight-haired brunette with dimples and, frankly, an over-animated way of pitching the product with the chryons (sp?) superimposed ad copy near her face. Oh, you'll know her when you see her.
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:02 pm
bbqboy wrote:
Stupid girl. You'd think she'd know what a cereal bowl was.
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:19 pm
i95 wrote:
Yikes. Neither of those. She's a straight-haired brunette with dimples and, frankly, an over-animated way of pitching the product with the chryons (sp?) superimposed ad copy near her face. Oh, you'll know her when you see her.
Damn...I...will...not...rest...until I find her!
Actually, thanks...now I have a good reason...well...reason to avoid family and hide in my office tomorrow.
bbqboy Unable to Focus
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 7:48 pm
i95 wrote:
bbqboy wrote:
Stupid girl. You'd think she'd know what a cereal bowl was.
just personally, I think honey nut cheerios would be more appropriate.....
laststandchili Underachiever
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:39 pm
i95 wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
This may be one of the most rapidly and severely diverted off topic topics of all time.
For this, I am thankful.
Good idea, Agent 13. My turn:
I am thankful for my crush on the actress in the National Floors Direct television commercial. Amen.
Thanks 95, now I'm no longer ashamed of my odd fascination with Flo the Progressive Insurance broad.
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 8:55 pm
laststandchili wrote:
Thanks 95, now I'm no longer ashamed of my odd fascination with Flo the Progressive Insurance broad.
Flo reminds me too much of this creepy character from my youth...
bbqboy Unable to Focus
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Wed Nov 25, 2009 9:07 pm
I always wanted to stick my plunger in her, followed by madge doing my nails.
clothier Needs Help
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Thu Nov 26, 2009 10:26 am
2 things:
1) that car that Keith drove into the pool? a cadillac.
2) and where did this happen? why, Michigan, of course, and not just in Michigan, but in Flint, Michigan. On Bristol Road, accross the street from what used to be the largest truck plant in the entire free world, that, during WWII made almost all of those trucks that carried American troops across Europe.
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Subject: Re: No such thing... Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:19 pm
Froot Loops are made by the Kellogg Company, whose corporate headquarters are where? You guessed it, MICHIGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!