Hey, pow...

Don't worry about POW. The Christmas ornament bongs were just to throw the authorities off the scent of the real haul...750,000 bongs shaped like menorahs!

Once again...POW proves too smart for capture.

Agent 13 wrote:

750,000 bongs shaped like menorahs!

Once again...POW proves too smart for capture.

Now that's my idea of how to celebrate the "High Holidays".

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

750,000 bongs shaped like menorahs!

Once again...POW proves too smart for capture.

Now that's my idea of how to celebrate the "High Holidays".

9 bowls, 9 downpipes...damn straight they'll be high holidays. Can you light them all at once or just one a night?

I'm a traditionalist so I fill one additional candleholder each night. Of course by about the fifth night you spend the remainder of the evening wiping Chanukah gelt drool off of your chin and playing with your dreidel (euphemism intended). By the way, you receive the "joys of the season" by sucking on the Shamash (and no you pervs, that one is not a euphemism).

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I'm a traditionalist so I fill one additional candleholder each night. Of course by about the fifth night you spend the remainder of the evening wiping Chanukah gelt drool off of your chin and playing with your dreidel (euphemism intended). By the way, you receive the "joys of the season" by sucking on the Shamash (and no you pervs, that one is not a euphemism).

Chanukah gelt? I guess that would work...but I always preferred White Castle.

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I'm a traditionalist so I fill one additional candleholder each night. Of course by about the fifth night you spend the remainder of the evening wiping Chanukah gelt drool off of your chin and playing with your dreidel (euphemism intended). By the way, you receive the "joys of the season" by sucking on the Shamash (and no you pervs, that one is not a euphemism).

Chanukah gelt? I guess that would work...but I always preferred White Castle.

I always alternated handfuls of Fruit Loops and handfuls of Cool Ranch Doritos, but to each their own.

laststandchili wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I'm a traditionalist so I fill one additional candleholder each night. Of course by about the fifth night you spend the remainder of the evening wiping Chanukah gelt drool off of your chin and playing with your dreidel (euphemism intended). By the way, you receive the "joys of the season" by sucking on the Shamash (and no you pervs, that one is not a euphemism).

Chanukah gelt? I guess that would work...but I always preferred White Castle.

I always alternated handfuls of Fruit Loops and handfuls of Cool Ranch Doritos, but to each their own.

An excellent choice when at home, but when out and about White Castle or Taco Bell was always a nice choice.

How many cheeseburgers can I get for $8.54? A drive thru window operators worst nightmare.

laststandchili wrote:

I always alternated handfuls of Fruit Loops and handfuls of Cool Ranch Doritos...

Freakinfoodsnobtard.

Agent 13 wrote:

laststandchili wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

I'm a traditionalist so I fill one additional candleholder each night. Of course by about the fifth night you spend the remainder of the evening wiping Chanukah gelt drool off of your chin and playing with your dreidel (euphemism intended). By the way, you receive the "joys of the season" by sucking on the Shamash (and no you pervs, that one is not a euphemism).

Chanukah gelt? I guess that would work...but I always preferred White Castle.

I always alternated handfuls of Fruit Loops and handfuls of Cool Ranch Doritos, but to each their own.

An excellent choice when at home, but when out and about White Castle or Taco Bell was always a nice choice.

How many cheeseburgers can I get for $8.54? A drive thru window operators worst nightmare.

I agree that The Bell is the primo choice. Seconded closely by an molten hot supermicrowaved Truck Stopper from 7-11.

getting back tot he topic at hand, if i may, has anyone seen Tommy Chong lately?

Tommy's not here man.