Oh, clothier...

I am not sure how many of those rules apply to fat guys. I don't think anyone wants to see me in a form-fitting leather jacket or suit.

I have a big enough problem finding clean clothes, much less stylish clothes.

I would like to add: NO PLEATED PANTS

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual.

I'm pretty sure chicks dig you because you put singles in their thongs.

Independent George wrote:I'm pretty sure chicks dig you because you put singles in their thongs.

While not wearing underwear.

So, then, where's the "unusual" part? Are the singles Confederate money?

i95 wrote:So, then, where's the "unusual" part? Are the singles Confederate money?

Susan B. Anthony dollars.

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Agent 13 wrote:Susan B. Anthony dollars.

Giving a stripper coinage engraved with the image of a women's right icon might seem ironic if not downright blasphemous to some but when Agent 13 does it, it's just adorable. You go, 13!

we use native american dollars out west. more feathers and leather.

ok, here's what's wrong with that article: they paired a 1700 dollar D&G jacket with a pair of 50 buck dockers.

The Goddess wrote:I would like to add: NO PLEATED PANTS

How do you feel about pleated skin?