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Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by Independent George on Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:03 pm
I have taken to the Facebook. Unfortunately, because some of the people from my professional world cross with the people who are real-life friends, I can't always post the status updates that I would like. Right now, mine would be....
Independent George wishes that his lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers would haul their collective fat asses up off their couch and waddle into work one day this week.
Something tells me that might not fly too well with those who either are (a) said lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers; or (b) are the moron(s) who hired said lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers....many of whom have access to the Facebook. So, instead, I will share with you guys.
Thanks for listening.
And, don't do drugs.
Independent George wishes that his lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers would haul their collective fat asses up off their couch and waddle into work one day this week.
Something tells me that might not fly too well with those who either are (a) said lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers; or (b) are the moron(s) who hired said lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers....many of whom have access to the Facebook. So, instead, I will share with you guys.
Thanks for listening.
And, don't do drugs.
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by laststandchili on Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:58 pm
Cunt-monkey. I like it.
Anything monkey related works for me though. I interviewed a guy named Cornelius last week. Hired him on the spot on the sole basis of the Planet of the Apes connection. No idea what he said during the interview. I was not paying attention, my mind was already made up.
Anything monkey related works for me though. I interviewed a guy named Cornelius last week. Hired him on the spot on the sole basis of the Planet of the Apes connection. No idea what he said during the interview. I was not paying attention, my mind was already made up.
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by i95 on Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:02 pm
Independent George wrote:...lazy-ass, cunt-monkey(s)...
When's your first company softball game?
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by clothier on Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:48 am
Independent George wrote:I have taken to the Facebook. Unfortunately, because some of the people from my professional world cross with the people who are real-life friends, I can't always post the status updates that I would like. Right now, mine would be....
Independent George wishes that his lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers would haul their collective fat asses up off their couch and waddle into work one day this week.
Something tells me that might not fly too well with those who either are (a) said lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers; or (b) are the moron(s) who hired said lazy-ass, cunt-monkey co-workers....many of whom have access to the Facebook. So, instead, I will share with you guys.
Thanks for listening.
And, don't do drugs.
Done. thanks for the new update.
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by clothier on Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:49 am
oh, i did have to edit it a bit, i changed it to runt-monkey.
my mom, you know....
my mom, you know....
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by clothier on Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:51 am
laststandchili wrote:Cunt-monkey. I like it.
Anything monkey related works for me though. I interviewed a guy named Cornelius last week. Hired him on the spot on the sole basis of the Planet of the Apes connection. No idea what he said during the interview. I was not paying attention, my mind was already made up.
back in the day, i hired cashiers based on looks and personality. It only took HR 2 yrs to figure out i didn't care what their experience was, I just wanted them to be hot.
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by Agent 13 on Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:53 am
clothier wrote:laststandchili wrote:Cunt-monkey. I like it.
Anything monkey related works for me though. I interviewed a guy named Cornelius last week. Hired him on the spot on the sole basis of the Planet of the Apes connection. No idea what he said during the interview. I was not paying attention, my mind was already made up.
back in the day, i hired cashiers based on looks and personality. It only took HR 2 yrs to figure out i didn't care what their experience was, I just wanted them to be hot.
And someone took issue with this?
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by clothier on Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:55 am
no, no one did. i just stopped getting the girls who had experience, but no looks to interview, unless, of course, they had a big rack or something.
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by Agent 13 on Thu Sep 10, 2009 10:14 am
clothier wrote:no, no one did. i just stopped getting the girls who had experience, but no looks to interview, unless, of course, they had a big rack or something.
In what was clearly an error in judgement, I was once in a supervisor's position at a large company and responsible...in part...for interviewing and hiring people. We had this un-written rule that is one of the managers was interviewing a good looking woman, and others approved, they would come in and say "I have the data for your project". Oh...forgot to say...this was a research and development lab, and we were hiring scientists, so the level of hotness was pretty low. Anyway, one day this incredibly hot young lady comes in for an interview...I mean...way better than anything we had ever seen coming through the door. As I am interviewing her and almost endless stream of people poke their head in the office to say "I have the data for your project". It got pretty embarrassing after the 15th or 20th one.
I never got a chance to hire this one, as another department got her first.
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by Billy Heff on Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:41 pm
I got promoted once by promising not to date the bosses daughter.
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by Billy Heff on Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:54 pm
laststandchili wrote:Cunt-monkey. I like it.
Anything monkey related works for me though. I interviewed a guy named Cornelius last week. Hired him on the spot on the sole basis of the Planet of the Apes connection. No idea what he said during the interview. I was not paying attention, my mind was already made up.
I think this place is run by Cornholenelius
http://www.roadfood.com/Forums/tm.aspx?m=539913&high=
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by Independent George on Thu Sep 10, 2009 5:58 pm
clothier wrote:oh, i did have to edit it a bit, i changed it to runt-monkey.
my mom, you know....
You could have gone with "munt-cunkey."
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by i95 on Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:03 pm
Independent George wrote:You could have gone with "munt-cunkey."
Hmmmmmmm, munty-fresh!
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by clothier on Fri Sep 11, 2009 8:33 am
look dude, you wanted it posted, it's posted. you want it word for word?
put your big boy pants on and post it yourself.
put your big boy pants on and post it yourself.
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Re: Facebook status updates I wish I could post
by Angus McRib on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:25 am
Billy Heff wrote:I think this place is run by Cornholenelius
http://www.roadfood.com/Forums/tm.aspx?m=539913&high=
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