Amazing WaPost article this morning

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

But, one time, I did ask a woman whose son had been kicking the back of my chair for well over an hour, how many foul words her darling little angel knew? She gave me a blank stare without an answer and I told her that if he didn't stop kicking my chair, he was about to learn more than SHE knew in a very brief period of time.

Agent 13 just pm'ed me and wants to know whether the kid was hot or not?

...or wearing a low cut top.

You always leave stuff out. Sloppy

The Goddess wrote:

Perhaps if I pulled out my two-DVD set of Pride and Prejudice? Would that work?

Full disclosure: In addition to my opposition to the playing of porn in the public settings discussed above, I'd be for the friggin' death penalty for anyone showing ANY freakin' romantic period piece most notably that either based on Jane Austen's writings or starring Helena Bonham Carter.

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

my testes-carrying brethren

You carry yours? Personally, I just let mine hang there.

He carries his! That explains a lot!

You suppose he uses a jar...or maybe a pretty pink purse?

Here's my guess:

Agent 13 wrote:

I have said, on more than one occasion, I am heading to a funeral, and I mean no offense, but I just am not up to chatting. Never had one person keep talking.

I know that this is going to sound weird, but most of the time, it is just as bad - if not worse, in first class. I am not sure what makes people think that just because you are trapped next to them in a confined space for hours on end that you have to be friendly. Now, for those of you who know me, you can attest to the fact that I love to talk - almost to the point of too much, I suppose. But, when I am on a plane, often times, I am heading either to or from work. I don't want to chat with sales guy; I don't want to see pictures of your grandkids; I don't want to hear about the real estate deal you are about to close; and I sure as fuck don't want to hear about your trip to Disney.

I have tried tilting to the side while doing the Sudoku or crossword puzzles. I have tried reading the newspaper and/or the in-flight magazine. I have tried putting on headphones. I have done most everything I can think of short of what a friend of mine does - carry around a business card that says that they are hearing impaired (makes it tough to put the headphones on and then watch the movie, though). Still, there is a population of people out there who just won't shut up.

It is these people with whom I fantasize of busting out the porn collection.

The Goddess wrote:

boobs on a plane

Ironically, this is the title of one of my favorite porn DVDs.

i95 wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

Perhaps if I pulled out my two-DVD set of Pride and Prejudice? Would that work?

Full disclosure: In addition to my opposition to the playing of porn in the public settings discussed above, I'd be for the friggin' death penalty for anyone showing ANY freakin' romantic period piece most notably that either based on Jane Austen's writings or starring Helena Bonham Carter.

OK....all is right with the world now. Thanks i95!

Independent George wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

I have said, on more than one occasion, I am heading to a funeral, and I mean no offense, but I just am not up to chatting. Never had one person keep talking.

I know that this is going to sound weird, but most of the time, it is just as bad - if not worse, in first class. I am not sure what makes people think that just because you are trapped next to them in a confined space for hours on end that you have to be friendly. Now, for those of you who know me, you can attest to the fact that I love to talk - almost to the point of too much, I suppose. But, when I am on a plane, often times, I am heading either to or from work. I don't want to chat with sales guy; I don't want to see pictures of your grandkids; I don't want to hear about the real estate deal you are about to close; and I sure as fuck don't want to hear about your trip to Disney.

I have tried tilting to the side while doing the Sudoku or crossword puzzles. I have tried reading the newspaper and/or the in-flight magazine. I have tried putting on headphones. I have done most everything I can think of short of what a friend of mine does - carry around a business card that says that they are hearing impaired (makes it tough to put the headphones on and then watch the movie, though). Still, there is a population of people out there who just won't shut up.

It is these people with whom I fantasize of busting out the porn collection.

Wow....I wonder what it would be like in first class if you had a pair of boobs.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

boobs on a plane

Ironically, this is the title of one of my favorite porn DVDs.

That stars Samuel L Johnson doesn't it?

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

boobs on a plane

Ironically, this is the title of one of my favorite porn DVDs.

That stars Samuel L Johnson doesn't it?

Yep, that's the one. Most of the action happens in the cockpit.

The Goddess wrote:

I wonder what it would be like in first class if you had a pair of boobs.

Perhaps the most disturbing and/or erotic thing ever posted on this site.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

The Goddess wrote:

boobs on a plane

Ironically, this is the title of one of my favorite porn DVDs.

That stars Samuel L Johnson doesn't it?

Yep, that's the one. Most of the action happens in the cockpit.

Nice work!

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Yep, that's the one. Most of the action happens in the cockpit.

Let me guess: On Air Eola's flight # 69, right?