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The world's first Polka Rapper.

http://www.timesleader.com/news/Changing_his_tune_to_penance_09-21-2009.html

Who says you can't learn anything in prison.

That's funny because it plays on the common perception that persons incarcerated can't be rehabilitated.

Angus McRib wrote:

That's funny because it plays on the common perception that persons incarcerated can't be rehabilitated.

Are you speaking from experience DickHeadGeorgeAnusTravlinFool?

Billy Heff wrote:

Angus McRib wrote:

That's funny because it plays on the common perception that persons incarcerated can't be rehabilitated.

Are you speaking from experience DickHeadGeorgeAnusTravlinFool?

Hey, Heff, old boy. I know that you think that I am some "alias" of the poster on this site otherwise known as "Independent George." I assure you that I am not. (And my surely different IP address from the aforementioned poster will confirm as much.)

You really need to move on to a new theory of who you alienated on Roadfood.com and Roguefood.com. Or, better yet, just move on.

Billy Heff wrote:

DickHeadGeorgeAnusTravlinFool

This whole ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits thing you do is without a doubt the wittiest and funniest insult that I have ever seen. Man, you must be proud!

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

...ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits...

Somewhere in Heaven, George Carlin is smiling. Or stoned.

I don't think George believed in heaven. Which means he is probably in hell. Where I believe he would have liked it better anyway.

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

...ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits...

Somewhere in Heaven, George Carlin is smiling. Or stoned.

More likely both.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

DickHeadGeorgeAnusTravlinFool

This whole ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits thing you do is without a doubt the wittiest and funniest insult that I have ever seen. Man, you must be proud!

If you Dickheads posted under one name, it would save me a lot of typing.

Angus McRib wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Angus McRib wrote:

That's funny because it plays on the common perception that persons incarcerated can't be rehabilitated.

Are you speaking from experience DickHeadGeorgeAnusTravlinFool?

Hey, Heff, old boy. I know that you think that I am some "alias" of the poster on this site otherwise known as "Independent George." I assure you that I am not. (And my surely different IP address from the aforementioned poster will confirm as much.)

You really need to move on to a new theory of who you alienated on Roadfood.com and Roguefood.com. Or, better yet, just move on.

I really couldn't give a flying FF who you are, or who you think you are, or who you want to be for that matter.

That fact that I piss you off so much, makes me want to stay right where I am.

In your case IP means Itsy Penis, right?

Billy Heff wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

DickHeadGeorgeAnusTravlinFool

This whole ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits thing you do is without a doubt the wittiest and funniest insult that I have ever seen. Man, you must be proud!

If you Dickheads posted under one name, it would save me a lot of typing.

That's funny because it showcases Mr. Heff's inate sense of paranoia in that multiple people are posting under a singular moniker (you know, because we're all out to get him).

Billy Heff wrote:

I really couldn't give a flying FF who you are, or who you think you are, or who you want to be for that matter.

That fact that I piss you off so much, makes me want to stay right where I am.

In your case IP means Itsy Penis, right?

And that's funny because it's textbook deflection as previous posts have clearly demonstrated that it is Mr. Heff who is agitated.

Angus McRib wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

I really couldn't give a flying FF who you are, or who you think you are, or who you want to be for that matter.

That fact that I piss you off so much, makes me want to stay right where I am.

In your case IP means Itsy Penis, right?

And that's funny because it's textbook deflection as previous posts have clearly demonstrated that it is Mr. Heff who is agitated.

Okey Dokey AnusButtLickerSteveMan.

Please, never judge me by your standards. I could never stoop that low.

Angus McRib wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

DickHeadGeorgeAnusTravlinFool

This whole ShitPissFuckCuntCocksuckerMotherfuckerTits thing you do is without a doubt the wittiest and funniest insult that I have ever seen. Man, you must be proud!

If you Dickheads posted under one name, it would save me a lot of typing.

That's funny because it showcases Mr. Heff's inate sense of paranoia in that multiple people are posting under a singular moniker (you know, because we're all out to get him).

No, because you are a coward and a loser, just like you are on other websites. That's alright though, you are who you are. And I accept you for the POS that you are. "Ooh Ooh, someone on the internet doesn't like me.( In best Capt. Kirk voice) Must...call..therapist!"

mr carlin believed in neither heaven nor hell. which means that's where he is. just dead.

Dearest Billy,

I just feel compelled to interject here, that while this whole love/hate display is entertaining, and I therefore hate to rain on the parade, I can assure you that George and Angus are not and have never been the same person. I have all the IP addresses logged and they simply do not intersect anywhere at anytime.

Now, if you have other reasons for wanting to hate George, as many, many people do, that is your business and I will not stand in your way. (Did I mention there are many people?)

Now, please take several deep breaths and then resume as you see fit.

Love, your pal, and big toe,
Agent. 13

clothier wrote:

mr carlin believed in neither heaven nor hell. which means that's where he is. just dead.

WORD.

Agent 13 wrote:

Dearest Billy,

I just feel compelled to interject here, that while this whole love/hate display is entertaining, and I therefore hate to rain on the parade, I can assure you that George and Angus are not and have never been the same person. I have all the IP addresses logged and they simply do not intersect anywhere at anytime.

Now, if you have other reasons for wanting to hate George, as many, many people do, that is your business and I will not stand in your way. (Did I mention there are many people?)

Now, please take several deep breaths and then resume as you see fit.

Love, your pal, and big toe,
Agent. 13

What about this character Stevedicksuckcuntliptravl'inbastardface? Who the hell is that?

And George is posting as "Jane Stern" on TOS, yes?

Agent 13 wrote:

Dearest Billy,

I just feel compelled to interject here, that while this whole love/hate display is entertaining, and I therefore hate to rain on the parade, I can assure you that George and Angus are not and have never been the same person. I have all the IP addresses logged and they simply do not intersect anywhere at anytime.

Now, if you have other reasons for wanting to hate George, as many, many people do, that is your business and I will not stand in your way. (Did I mention there are many people?)

Now, please take several deep breaths and then resume as you see fit.

Love, your pal, and big toe,
Agent. 13

Don't go ruining the fun. I think it is hysterical that he thinks it's me. The more he does it, the funnier I think it is. Having someone show their true myopic dimwitted colors with no prompting from me is too much for me to want to quash.

Independent George wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Dearest Billy,

I just feel compelled to interject here, that while this whole love/hate display is entertaining, and I therefore hate to rain on the parade, I can assure you that George and Angus are not and have never been the same person. I have all the IP addresses logged and they simply do not intersect anywhere at anytime.

Now, if you have other reasons for wanting to hate George, as many, many people do, that is your business and I will not stand in your way. (Did I mention there are many people?)

Now, please take several deep breaths and then resume as you see fit.

Love, your pal, and big toe,
Agent. 13

Don't go ruining the fun. I think it is hysterical that he thinks it's me. The more he does it, the funnier I think it is. Having someone show their true myopic dimwitted colors with no prompting from me is too much for me to want to quash.

I guess that is why people love/hate you George

Independent George wrote:

I think it is hysterical that he thinks it's me.

Hell, I don't think you're you.

i95 wrote:

Independent George wrote:

I think it is hysterical that he thinks it's me.

Hell, I don't think you're you.

Exactly.

And, trust me, I KNOW why people love/hate me. For all of Heff's taking up for his "special" friends, I wonder how come he hasn't tried to put a stop to the continued picking on of our own resident helmet-wearer, clothier.

George, I just wanted to say I am totally ambivalent about you.