Now That's Some Cold Shit

NEW YORK (AP)—The New York Daily News is reporting that Red Sox Hall of Famer Ted Williams’ severed head was mistreated at an Arizona cryonics facility, according to details from a new book.

In “Frozen,” Larry Johnson, a former executive at the Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Scottsdale, Ariz., writes that Williams’ head, which had been severed and frozen for storage, was abused at the facility. Johnson claims a technician took baseball-like swings at Williams’ frozen head with a monkey wrench.

Williams, the last player to hit over .400 in a season, died in 2002 at age 83 and had his remains sent to Alcor for cryogenic storage in the hope that future generations would develop the technology to revive him.

no mention of the tuna can?

Ted's gonna be pissed when he wakes up.

you guys ever read Ball Four?

Jim Bunning and his fucking curve ball?

Fuckshit.

Shitfuck.


that's the Teddy Ballgame I remember.

Loved "Ball Four". Bouton described the ugly girlfriend of one of his teammates as looking like "Joe Torre with tits".

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Loved "Ball Four". Bouton described the ugly girlfriend of one of his teammates as looking like "Joe Torre with tits".

Bouton may have been on to something.



I just wonder which one of his teammates was dating Ellen?

she's the one on the left?

Baah Baanned wrote:

I just wonder which one of his teammates was dating Ellen?

Believe it or not it was this guy:

No shit? That COULD make me a Yankee fan.

Sorry dude, you're wasting your time. She plays for the "other team".

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Sorry dude, you're wasting your time. She plays for the "other team".

I don't get it.

Baah Baanned wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Sorry dude, you're wasting your time. She plays for the "other team".

I don't get it.

Exactly!

ellen's a dyke? That would explain a lot.