Clothier is awake...

and has been since about 4:45 this morning. We find at this hour of the day there is not much going on in the world. We also find that we like using the royal we when we have to get up so early.

Along those lines, while we would never advocate banning someone, being a free speech sort of guy, we wish that the poster known as "billy heff" would up his game. We find him to be not funny nor do we find him to be insightful. We also find his problems with Angus to be childish and silly.

So, Mr Heff? Try to be a little less bitter. And a little funnier. Or post less.

We appreciate the effort, but perhaps a little more quality, and a little less quantity.

Hey clothier, Sorry to ruin your sleep. I tend to have that effect on some people.

And thank you for all the nice things you said about me I realize you have a hard time dealing with people funnier than you.

we have a an ego roughly the size of our talent, so it far exceeds what ever you believe passes for an insult.

Mr Heff?

we are not amused.

I am beginning to like being called Mr Heff. Your show of respect is appreciated. Carry on.

Mr. Heff,

Not trying to rabble rouse but I do have a serious question. Do people in your real life actually find you amusing?

is this the so called Daytona Beach gang?

Billy Heff wrote:

This is funny because Clothier is Mr. Dead is Dead in this little corner of the internets!

Well either funny, or kind of creepy.

Billy Heff wrote:

I realize you have a hard time dealing with people funnier than you.

Another good one, Joe! NEXT!

clothier wrote:

and has been since about 4:45 this morning. We find at this hour of the day there is not much going on in the world. We also find that we like using the royal we when we have to get up so early.

Along those lines, while we would never advocate banning someone, being a free speech sort of guy, we wish that the poster known as "billy heff" would up his game. We find him to be not funny nor do we find him to be insightful. We also find his problems with Angus to be childish and silly.

So, Mr Heff? Try to be a little less bitter. And a little funnier. Or post less.

We appreciate the effort, but perhaps a little more quality, and a little less quantity.

Tell ya what. I would like you to call a meeting of the Billy Heff Haters Club. Hold a circle jerk, and have everyone squirt in the eye of Angus. Let him know that he is in waaaaay over his head and that he is also causing the rest of The BHHC a lot of needless misery.

I don't know which member of the BHHC is Angus, or if you play switchy changy. So in return, I must be an asshole to everyone. It's not something I enjoy, but I consider it my duty, under the international by-laws of proper internet self defense.

Ciao for now!

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Mr. Heff,

Not trying to rabble rouse but I do have a serious question. Do people in your real life actually find you amusing?

Hey POW, All this Mr. Heff stuff has brought a tear to my eye <---Kidding

The (serious) answer would be yes.

Angus McRib wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

I must be an asshole

Ah, a revelation. I am getting closer.

mr heff? i think you have us confused with people who care.

as your friend says:

next.

clothier wrote:

and has been since about 4:45 this morning. We find at this hour of the day there is not much going on in the world. We also find that we like using the royal we when we have to get up so early.

Along those lines, while we would never advocate banning someone, being a free speech sort of guy, we wish that the poster known as "billy heff" would up his game. We find him to be not funny nor do we find him to be insightful. We also find his problems with Angus to be childish and silly.

So, Mr Heff? Try to be a little less bitter. And a little funnier. Or post less.

We appreciate the effort, but perhaps a little more quality, and a little less quantity.

We agree.