Is This The Son Of God?

Thank you for your question Mr. Boy

I am not sure which person you are asking about. The young child on the left appears to be a victim of a practical joke, as someone has drawn facial hair on him. The large man on the right is clearly not the son of god. At 12 -1 there was a possibility, but 8-5 last year? God can do better, much better!

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Your Holiness,

You bring up an interesting point. I often hear athletes, rappers, actresses, etc. thanking God for this or that award or success but I was wondering if the Lord actually screws around with mundane things like the Golden Globes, BET Image Awards and sporting events?

god doesn't play dice games with the universe.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Your Holiness,

You bring up an interesting point. I often hear athletes, rappers, actresses, etc. thanking God for this or that award or success but I was wondering if the Lord actually screws around with mundane things like the Golden Globes, BET Image Awards and sporting events?

God does get involved with some big events, like the super bowl, world series, or oscars, but has no time for trivial contests like the people's choice awards or the like.

This was addressed within the 1986 Papal Encyclical, Dominum et Vivificantem, a year after that bitch madonna won the Billboard Top Pop Artist award and went on and on about god and this and that. The Encyclical made it clear god hates madonna.

Have a blessed day my son and go in peace.

Pope wrote:

god hates madonna.

Just to clarify, I assume we're talking about Madonna Ciccone and not Jesus' mom right?

Madonna without the makeup.

Wow....without the makeup, Madonna looks just like the Kansas Jayhawk.

i didn't know she was so tall.

maybe madonna knows what the hell "rock chalk jayhawk" means.

oh, and do you all know where madonna is from?

Do you mean where Madonna was from and that she ran to NYC from as soon as humanly possible? Yes, we do know.

I read somewhere that Madonna was thinking of adopting another child from a far-off, poverty-stricken land. Instead, I hear she's just going to try Michigan instead.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Pope wrote:

god hates madonna.

Just to clarify, I assume we're talking about Madonna Ciccone and not Jesus' mom right?

That is correct my son. You are pretty sharp.

Independent George wrote:

I read somewhere that Madonna was thinking of adopting another child from a far-off, poverty-stricken land. Instead, I hear she's just going to try Michigan instead.

Good one!

What's the difference between a University of Michigan fan and a carp?

One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Michigan! What a joke!

Damn, Pope. That's just cold.

Did you know that one of our more prominent posters around here is actually from Michigan?

Independent George wrote:

Did you know that one of our more prominent posters around here is actually from Michigan?

Billy Heff is Michael Moore? Now that explains alot.

no, I-95 is madonna.

Now that really explains alot.

I am sure that has to be a picture of him around here in a cone bra, no?

How do you insult someone from Detroit? I mean they live in Detroit. Well, maybe call them a Lions fan.

Billy Heff wrote:

How do you insult someone from Detroit? I mean they live in Detroit. Well, maybe call them a Lions fan.

Another good one, Joe! NEXT!

Hey Anus, I don't see you posting on any well know food sites. What's up with that?

EDIT: NEXT!

score board, billy heff, score-freaking-board.

oh, and don't mess with my state.

i don't like it.

and it's not funny.

Billy Heff wrote:

Hey Anus, I don't see you posting on any well know food sites. What's up with that?

EDIT: NEXT!

Another good one, Joe! NEXT!