So the girl kid comes home and informs us she learned a song in school. It turns out to be the Coca-Cola commercial song...I'd like to teach the world to sing. She is singing it all evening.
Later, I hear boy kid singing same song, but instead of the words "grow apple trees and honey bees and snow white turtle doves" he is singing "grow apple trees and honey bees and snow white turds of love".
I like the boy's version better.