Facebook status updates I wish I could post

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Independent George wrote:

......quirky, Internet-based relationship kind of way.

In 2010 is there any other kind of relationship?

Unfortunately Facebook is my only significant contact with my family these days.

Therefore this is my only real forum in which I can safely be myself.

Billy Heff wrote:

Independent George wrote:

I don't think I say this nearly enough, but I love you guys.

In a heterosexual, quirky, Internet-based relationship kind of way.

Me to?

No, you're pretty much still a douchelord.

Independent George wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Independent George wrote:

I don't think I say this nearly enough, but I love you guys.

In a heterosexual, quirky, Internet-based relationship kind of way.

Me to?

No, you're pretty much still a douchelord.

Wasn't that a movie? The Douchelords of Flatbush?

I think I remember that I may have liked it, but I am not sure.

Stallones finest work. He should have retired gracefully after that performance.

laststandchili wrote:

Stallones finest work. He should have retired gracefully after that performance.

I guess he wanted to expand beyond those typecast roles. I mean a douchelord playing a douchelord isn't really what I'd call acting. He should have tried to bump Woody Allen from those timid little jewish guy roles. THAT would have been some acting!

Independent George wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Independent George wrote:

I don't think I say this nearly enough, but I love you guys.

In a heterosexual, quirky, Internet-based relationship kind of way.

Me to?

No, you're pretty much still a douchelord.

Ahh Georgie, Thank You and Fuck You!

laststandchili wrote:

Stallones finest work.

I don't mean to inject an actual cinematic opinion into all of this silliness but have any of you seen "Cop Land"? Stallone was very good in this movie and he had to act with more than his pecs.

Billy Heff wrote:

Independent George wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Independent George wrote:

I don't think I say this nearly enough, but I love you guys.

In a heterosexual, quirky, Internet-based relationship kind of way.

Me to?

No, you're pretty much still a douchelord.

Ahh Georgie, Thank You and Fuck You!

Form!! Form!! Form!!

That should be phrased..."I'm like...fuck you!"

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

laststandchili wrote:

Stallones finest work.

I don't mean to inject an actual cinematic opinion into all of this silliness but have any of you seen "Cop Land"? Stallone was very good in this movie and he had to act with more than his pecs.

Yeah but, in that movie, did Stallone fire a gun into a fuel tanker just to show that it was, instead, transporting illegal drugs?? Seriously, "Tango & Cash" is like the "Citizen Kane" of homoerotic buddy cop films.

As well as Kurt Russell's finest post-Big Trouble in Little China work.

(It would be nice if the Russell comment would cue some vintage Goldie photos)

laststandchili wrote:

It would be nice if the Russell comment would cue some vintage Goldie photos

Vintage, indeed.

That's a helluva schnozz on that man.

so that's what burt lahr looks like when he took off the lion make-up from "oz", huh?

Independent George wrote:

That's a helluva schnozz on that man.

It's LBJ in drag, right?

Holy crap!

That is a remarkable likeness!!

The article doesn't mention what facebook usage says about their penis size.