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As wedding bells clanged for same-sex unions for the first time in Vermont today, Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream ignored the "who will change his name" debate and just went ahead and did it. The ice cream flavor formerly known as "Chubby Hubby" has a new married name: "Hubby Hubby," in support of all the newly married couples.

Don't expect to see pints in your grocer's freezer today: like all change, sometimes it's slow in coming (labels will take up to 18 months to reflect the shift.)

"If he were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick."

Garth

do you think gay married couples have more sex then hetero married couples?

There's certainly no way that they could possibly have less.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

There's certainly no way that they could possibly have less.

The pitch...he swings...it is out of here!!!

Nice teamwork gentlemen!

Our posting coach would be very proud of you.

Unbeknownst to the rest of you, clothier and I have been taking extra posting practice.

clothier wrote:

do you think gay married couples have more sex then hetero married couples?

I think there is lots more penis touching, tho...

Since the Ben & Jerry's folks are all about equality, I'm surprised that they haven't introduced a flavor to celebrate Vermont's new Wife/Wife duos. Can new flavors "Vaginal Vanilla" and/or "Strap-on Strawberry" be far behind?

The Goddess wrote:

clothier wrote:

do you think gay married couples have more sex then hetero married couples?

I think there is lots more penis touching, tho...

Of course, the odds are doubled so that's not actually that impressive.

It's true. It could be that while there is MORE penis touching, the actual number has to be divided by two....

Still, for hetero couple, 2 times nuttin' is still nuttin'!

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Can new flavors "Vaginal Vanilla" and/or "Strap-on Strawberry" be far behind?

From whose behind? If you're talking Billy Heff's, then no.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Unbeknownst to the rest of you, clothier and I have been taking extra posting practice.

Bastards!

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Since the Ben & Jerry's folks are all about equality, I'm surprised that they haven't introduced a flavor to celebrate Vermont's new Wife/Wife duos. Can new flavors "Vaginal Vanilla" and/or "Strap-on Strawberry" be far behind?

Hmmmm

Independent George wrote:

It's true. It could be that while there is MORE penis touching, the actual number has to be divided by two....

Still, for hetero couple, 2 times nuttin' is still nuttin'!

Interesting choice of usage....nuttin' instead of nothing. Hmmm....are you trying to tell us something, George?

Angus McRib wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Can new flavors "Vaginal Vanilla" and/or "Strap-on Strawberry" be far behind?

From whose behind? If you're talking Billy Heff's, then no.

I thought you liked me?

Billy Heff wrote:

Angus McRib wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Can new flavors "Vaginal Vanilla" and/or "Strap-on Strawberry" be far behind?

From whose behind? If you're talking Billy Heff's, then no.

I thought you liked me?

If your objective is to be liked I respectfully suggest that you may have come to the wrong place.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Billy Heff wrote:

Angus McRib wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Can new flavors "Vaginal Vanilla" and/or "Strap-on Strawberry" be far behind?

From whose behind? If you're talking Billy Heff's, then no.

I thought you liked me?

If your objective is to be liked I respectfully suggest that you may have come to the wrong place.

Yeah, we don't even like ourselves, which is why we lash out at others.

Agent 13 wrote:

Yeah, we don't even like ourselves, which is why we lash out at others.

That...and most "others" are idiots.

is it wrong that i kinda am intrigued by the thought of what the outside of the package would look like for strap-on strawberry?

i'm pretty sure i know what it would taste like.