In my ongoing attempt to spread meaningless rumors...

I believe i95 may have been abducted by aliens.

He said he was going on vacation, but has vanished.

The other possibility is that he went canoeing and encountered some locals who were impressed with his pretty mouth.

I am worried.

Have any of you 'tards heard anything?

Perhaps the dingo got him?

Agent 13 wrote:In my ongoing attempt to spread meaningless rumors...

I believe i95 may have been abducted by aliens.

This makes sense since 95 is such a fan of the anal probe.

Not that theres anything wrong with that.

aliens?

you really think aliens would take him as some sort of representation of us as humans?

I think not.

His wife or kids, maybe, but him?


nah.

laststandchili wrote:Not that theres anything wrong with that.

Thanks for that disclaimer!

Rumor has it that someone is building a dossier of our anti - ___________ (fill in blank) comments to prove that we are all anti - ___________ (fill in blank).

i95 is hiking the Appalachian Trail, right?

The Goddess wrote:i95 is hiking the Appalachian Trail, right?

I think it is more likely he is in some airport restroom.

Agent 13 wrote:I think it is more likely he is in some airport restroom.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:I think it is more likely he is in some airport restroom.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Thanks for that disclaimer!

Rumor has it that someone is building a dossier of our anti - ___________ (fill in blank) comments to prove that we are all anti - ___________ (fill in blank).

Agent 13 wrote:Rumor has it that someone

Who?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:Rumor has it that someone

Who?

Exactly!

First Base.

clothier wrote:First Base.

That's what she said.