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    Alien Abduction

    Post by Agent 13 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:52 am

    In my ongoing attempt to spread meaningless rumors...

    I believe i95 may have been abducted by aliens.

    He said he was going on vacation, but has vanished.

    The other possibility is that he went canoeing and encountered some locals who were impressed with his pretty mouth.

    I am worried.

    Have any of you 'tards heard anything?

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by Angus McRib on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:53 am

    Perhaps the dingo got him?

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Aug 05, 2009 11:40 am

    Agent 13 wrote:In my ongoing attempt to spread meaningless rumors...

    I believe i95 may have been abducted by aliens.

    This makes sense since 95 is such a fan of the anal probe.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by laststandchili on Wed Aug 05, 2009 12:51 pm

    Not that theres anything wrong with that.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by clothier on Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:13 pm

    aliens?

    you really think aliens would take him as some sort of representation of us as humans?

    I think not.

    His wife or kids, maybe, but him?


    nah.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by Agent 13 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:42 pm

    laststandchili wrote:Not that theres anything wrong with that.

    Thanks for that disclaimer!

    Rumor has it that someone is building a dossier of our anti - ___________ (fill in blank) comments to prove that we are all anti - ___________ (fill in blank).

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by The Goddess on Wed Aug 05, 2009 1:59 pm

    i95 is hiking the Appalachian Trail, right?

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by Agent 13 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:10 pm

    The Goddess wrote:i95 is hiking the Appalachian Trail, right?

    I think it is more likely he is in some airport restroom.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:21 pm

    Agent 13 wrote:I think it is more likely he is in some airport restroom.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by Agent 13 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:23 pm

    pastrami-on-wry wrote:
    Agent 13 wrote:I think it is more likely he is in some airport restroom.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Thanks for that disclaimer!

    Rumor has it that someone is building a dossier of our anti - ___________ (fill in blank) comments to prove that we are all anti - ___________ (fill in blank).

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:53 pm

    Agent 13 wrote:Rumor has it that someone

    Who?

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by Agent 13 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:12 pm

    pastrami-on-wry wrote:
    Agent 13 wrote:Rumor has it that someone

    Who?

    Exactly!

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by clothier on Wed Aug 05, 2009 3:52 pm

    First Base.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by i95 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:13 pm

    So, I'm back.

    What did I miss?

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by i95 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:13 pm

    clothier wrote:First Base.

    That's what she said.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:27 pm

    i95 wrote:

    If I told ya once, I told ya a thousand times...............that's no way to treat your mother-in-law.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by i95 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:39 pm

    BTW, anyone want to know how much rain the state of Maine received
    in the last three weeks (and while up in said "Vacationland")? Try this much:


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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by laststandchili on Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:00 pm

    The Goddess wrote:i95 is hiking the Appalachian Trail, right?

    That's a great new euphemism. Never heard that one before.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by The Goddess on Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:04 pm

    laststandchili wrote:
    The Goddess wrote:i95 is hiking the Appalachian Trail, right?

    That's a great new euphemism. Never heard that one before.

    Really? Man, it's like you are part of the Special Olympics or something.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by clothier on Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:38 pm

    i95 wrote:
    So, I'm back.

    What did I miss?

    you were gone?

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by i95 on Wed Aug 05, 2009 7:58 pm

    clothier wrote:you were gone?

    Dude...

    ...that hurt. Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by clothier on Wed Aug 05, 2009 10:56 pm

    well, since I've been stalking you the whole time you were in maine, i was never that far away.

    your wife really is hot.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by pastrami-on-wry on Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:07 am

    clothier wrote:your wife really is hot.

    Are you sure that wasn't his eldest daughter that you were looking at?

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by clothier on Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:21 am

    you perv, of course not, his daughter isn't even legal, for god's sake.

    what's wrong with you, talking about people's daughters like that?

    sick, man you are sick.

    you should get some help.

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    Re: Alien Abduction

    Post by pastrami-on-wry on Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:29 am

    Sorry, I don't know what I was thinking. Embarassed

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