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PostSubject: Dead is, well, you know...   Dead is, well, you know... EmptyFri Feb 27, 2009 6:30 am

my kind of guy:

Man Dies After 12-hour Viagra-fueled Orgy

February 26, 2009

MOSCOW -- He won the bet, but lost his life.

Police say 2 women bet their friend Sergey Tuganov that he couldn't keep up with them during a 12-hour sex marathon.

The prize, $4,300.

Tuganov took the bet and decided to boost his chances of winning by downing a bottle of Viagra.

It worked. He won the wager.

But just minutes later, the 28-year-old mechanic died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.

"We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead is, well, you know...   Dead is, well, you know... EmptyFri Feb 27, 2009 7:53 am

clothier wrote:
my kind of guy:

Man Dies After 12-hour Viagra-fueled Orgy

February 26, 2009

MOSCOW -- He won the bet, but lost his life.

Police say 2 women bet their friend Sergey Tuganov that he couldn't keep up with them during a 12-hour sex marathon.

The prize, $4,300.

Tuganov took the bet and decided to boost his chances of winning by downing a bottle of Viagra.

It worked. He won the wager.

But just minutes later, the 28-year-old mechanic died of a heart attack, Moscow police said.

"We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do," said one of the female participants who identified herself only as Alina.

This sounds like the proverbial, "way to go".
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PostSubject: Re: Dead is, well, you know...   Dead is, well, you know... EmptyFri Feb 27, 2009 8:21 am

DISCLAIMER:

Erections lasting over 12 hours will result in the following
response from Moscow emergency personnel:

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PostSubject: Re: Dead is, well, you know...   Dead is, well, you know... EmptyFri Feb 27, 2009 10:57 am

Obviously, it will need to be an open-casket funeral.
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PostSubject: Re: Dead is, well, you know...   Dead is, well, you know... EmptyFri Feb 27, 2009 11:00 am

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Obviously, it will need to be an open-casket funeral.

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PostSubject: Re: Dead is, well, you know...   Dead is, well, you know... EmptyTue Dec 07, 2010 2:40 pm

Hey, clothier, some people are putting your "dead is dead" theory to the test (with freakin' cats, no less):

cat http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-creepiest-services-mourning-dead-pet/#ixzz17MbawKvQ cat
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PostSubject: Re: Dead is, well, you know...   Dead is, well, you know... EmptyTue Dec 07, 2010 10:42 pm

sorry? what? i clicked on the link, and i never got past some girl in s skin tight tshirt...
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