*News Flash*

this just in:

Donny Osmond has just announced that he is going to be on the next edition of "Dancing With the Stars".

So, it just goes to show you can't always trust the internets.

No Donny.

But here's who is going to be on:
ABC says the new season of "Dancing with the Stars" will feature:
Hall of Fame linebacker Lawrence Taylor
champion gymnast Shawn Johnson.
pop star Jewel will compete for "bragging rights" in the dance contest against Ty Murray, her champion bull-rider spouse.

computer guru Steve Wozniak
singers Belinda Carlisle, Chuck Wicks and Lil' Kim;
actors Denise Richards, David Alan Grier and Gilles Marini;
Steve-O of MTV's "Wildboyz"
TV host Nancy O'Dell.

I don't know who chuck wicks, gilles marini or nancy o'dell are.

But in the interst of keeping you are up to date with the latest in TV news, here are some pics to help you out.

Shawn Johnson

Jewel

Belinda Carlisle
yes, i found one of the pix from playboy, but most of you are at work.

lil kim


denise richards


nancy o'dell


you are welcome.

shawn johnson, take 2

by the way, there is a new season of Survivor starting on thurday, and a new season of Amazing Race starting on Sunday.

clothier wrote:

by the way, there is a new season of Survivor starting on thurday, and a new season of Amazing Race starting on Sunday.

Do you like Survivor?

I do.

I hope that doesn't make you all think less of me...if that is possible.

Agent 13 wrote:

Do you like Survivor?

I do.

I hope that doesn't make you all think less of me...if that is possible.

Personally I find most "reality" shows, even the ones that bill themselves as "competitions", hideous and I find the Survivor "the tribe has spoken" shit laughable. That said, my lovely wife and daughter just love the show and I continue to think the world of them so it would be hypocritical of me to think less of you just because you enjoty that drivel.

I love reality TV.

so there.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Personally I find most "reality" shows, even the ones that bill themselves as "competitions", hideous and I find the Survivor "the tribe has spoken" shit laughable. That said, my lovely wife and daughter just love the show and I continue to think the world of them so it would be hypocritical of me to think less of you just because you enjoty that drivel.

Funny thing is that I agree with what you said 100%...except the parts about wife and daughter...I don't know them...but have no reason to question your assessment of them...I mean who am I to doubt your opinion of your own family...that would be a lousy thing to do...anyway...where was I.

Oh yeah...I agree with you on reality TV...and I avoid every other such show...yet I find myself watching survivor every year...even rooting for one or two of the competitors. I don't get it.

Agent 13 wrote:

I don't get it.

LOL. YOU don't have a clue.

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

I don't get it.

LOL. YOU don't have a clue.

LOL, I really don't have a clue! Bwwwaaaahhhhhaaaaaa

clothier wrote:

shawn johnson, take 2

I may be a superficial prick, but I am betting this kid is going to look like an offensive lineman by the time she hits 40.

along those lines, it ws really hard finding a picture of her that wasn't, well, in questionable taste. Even for me.


Did you know there are websites out there dedicated to showing gymnists in, um, less then savory, well, let me put that another way:


some men are pigs.

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

shawn johnson, take 2

I may be a superficial prick, but I am betting this kid is going to look like an offensive lineman by the time she hits 40.

In the immortal words of Dennis Miller, "like Lithgow in Garp."

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

shawn johnson, take 2

I am betting this kid is going to look like an offensive lineman by the time she hits 40.

In a midget football league, maybe.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

shawn johnson, take 2

I am betting this kid is going to look like an offensive lineman by the time she hits 40.

In a midget football league, maybe.

Okay, you got me on height...but as far as weight and girth...I am sticking with my original prediction.

clothier wrote:

I love reality TV.

so there.

I'm glad that you enjoy these shows and based on the ratings I am very much in the minority in my feelings about reality TV. Personally I find the staged nature of the supposedly "real" action and the manipulative editing and time-shifting methods used to make these shows more compelling really off-putting. My specific beef with Survivor is the penchant for a bunch of lazy yuppie pissants (I believe they like to call this an "alliance") to band together and vote off a superior hard-working "tribe member" for the crime of being too good and therefore a threat.

Agent 13 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

clothier wrote:

shawn johnson, take 2

I am betting this kid is going to look like an offensive lineman by the time she hits 40.

In a midget football league, maybe.

Okay, you got me on height...but as far as weight and girth...I am sticking with my original prediction.

Maybe she'll play in this league

Wait. You guys are missing one key element of this year's competition. Just how many combined felonies do we have littering the arrest reports of the participants.

I think the one who can stay out of jail the longest just might win. But, the person who will have the best season is the best boy key grip who also has a side business selling coke. There could be more snow in the dressing room than the northeast has seen all winter.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

My specific beef with Survivor is the penchant for a bunch of lazy yuppie pissants (I believe they like to call this an "alliance") to band together and vote off a superior hard-working "tribe member" for the crime of being too good and therefore a threat.

I don't watch Survivor, but that's the same beef I have with Liberal Democrats.

laststandchili wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

My specific beef with Survivor is the penchant for a bunch of lazy yuppie pissants (I believe they like to call this an "alliance") to band together and vote off a superior hard-working "tribe member" for the crime of being too good and therefore a threat.

I don't watch Survivor, but that's the same beef I have with Liberal Democrats.

So I guess your favorite reality show is The O'Reilly Factor.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

So I guess your favorite reality show is The O'Reilly Factor.

Proof that truth really is stranger than fiction.

I miss the rave-out Bill O'Reilly with hair.

laststandchili wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

My specific beef with Survivor is the penchant for a bunch of lazy yuppie pissants (I believe they like to call this an "alliance") to band together and vote off a superior hard-working "tribe member" for the crime of being too good and therefore a threat.

I don't watch Survivor, but that's the same beef I have with Liberal Democrats.

Liberal Democrats don't work? The only "true" Americans are right wingers? Reality TV?

Angry Liberal wrote:

laststandchili wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

My specific beef with Survivor is the penchant for a bunch of lazy yuppie pissants (I believe they like to call this an "alliance") to band together and vote off a superior hard-working "tribe member" for the crime of being too good and therefore a threat.

I don't watch Survivor, but that's the same beef I have with Liberal Democrats.

Liberal Democrats don't work? The only "true" Americans are right wingers? Reality TV?

Dude, you only get one reply per post.

Your in danger of losing points.

And I only watch O'Reilly when he's arguing with Gerry Rivers. Those are true Mensan Battle Royales.