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PostSubject: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:05 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:07 pm

One of our exec managers was running around giggling about this this morning.

I asked how he knew so much about it. No one laughed until he left the room.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:17 pm

The Bobs are in town today.



I should have called in gay today. Trust me, it would have been an improvement.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:27 pm

Talk about a "Goo-Flu." Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:42 am

I'm at work.

Our executive director is not.

Funniest December 10, ever.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 9:53 am

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I'm at work.

Our executive director is not.

Funniest December 10, ever.

My son has had a bit of a cold all week and wanted to stay home from school today. I didn't let him. Not that there would have been anything wrong with that.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:13 am

I heard on the radio this morning that people are dragging themselves out of ICUs to get in to work today.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:42 am

The Bobs are still here.

You don't actually HAVE to suck dick if you call out gay, right?
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:48 am

http://daywithoutagay.org/

This actually has a website.

Not sure why I'm surprised, but I kind of am. Was this an effective move when the Mexicans did it last year?

Isn't it time for a Day without a Way Off Topic Member? We could start a movement. Call out from work and go firebomb an Applebees or something.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:49 am

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The Bobs are still here.

You don't actually HAVE to suck dick if you call out gay, right?


Would that be a deal breaker?
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:56 am

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Isn't it time for a Day without a Way Off Topic Member? We could start a movement. Call out from work and go firebomb an Applebees or something.

How do you figure the economy would be affected by five random people calling in sick in five separate parts of the country?

Applebees, though, would take a beating.

And, just for the record....yeah, the dick sucking is pretty much a deal breaker.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:20 am

Don't be so pessimistic, I hear this is how the viet cong got started.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:23 am

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Call out from work and go firebomb an Applebees or something.

Oh fuck...now I'll be getting another call from the FBI.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:26 am

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And, just for the record....yeah, the dick sucking is pretty much a deal breaker.

It's...or its...always something with you. Here is a thoughtful Christmas gift...no thanks, I am jewish. How about a day off of work?...no thanks, I don't like sucking dick. Man...ever think you may just be a little too inflexible??
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:33 am

It would also be a great holiday present for WJ.

It'd be the most action he's had since.....well, it'd be the most action he's had.


Sorry about the FBI. I hope you don't have to suffer another raid of WOT's Corporate offices.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:40 am

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Sorry about the FBI. I hope you don't have to suffer another raid of WOT's Corporate offices.

Yeah thanks...last time they took all my porn and illegally imported Japanese candy. I love those weird japanese candies!!
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:15 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
Independent George wrote:

And, just for the record....yeah, the dick sucking is pretty much a deal breaker.

It's...or its...always something with you. Here is a thoughtful Christmas gift...no thanks, I am jewish. How about a day off of work?...no thanks, I don't like sucking dick. Man...ever think you may just be a little too inflexible??

Yeah, don't you know that old expression "Don't look a gift wad of come in the mouth"?
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:29 pm

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I love those weird japanese candies!!

Me too. My favorites are the "無 and 無s".
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:53 pm

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Independent George wrote:

And, just for the record....yeah, the dick sucking is pretty much a deal breaker.

It's...or its...always something with you. Here is a thoughtful Christmas gift...no thanks, I am jewish. How about a day off of work?...no thanks, I don't like sucking dick. Man...ever think you may just be a little too inflexible??

Yeah, don't you know that old expression "Don't look a gift wad of come in the mouth"?


lol! That is an oldie! Haven't heard it since I was walking the streets down by the port authority terminal. Seems like yesterday. Oh wait, that was yesterday. Never mind.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:24 pm

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Sorry about the FBI. I hope you don't have to suffer another raid of WOT's Corporate offices.

Yeah thanks...last time they took all my porn and illegally imported Japanese candy. I love those weird japanese candies!!

What strikes me as odd is that as inventive as the Asians have always been with soy, those people never developed any notable type of cheese.

Thats true isn't it? Are there Asian cheeses that I'm not aware of?

They should get off their collective ass over there and come up with some kind of really good cheese. The time is now.

This is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:24 pm

It was just reported that no one showed up for work today at the Packing Dept. of the Russell Stover Fudge manufacturing plant. That's right fellas, due to this "Day Without a Gay" sick-out there was absolutely no fudge packing today.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:54 pm

That's interesting as Pep Boys franchises throughout the country had signs on their front doors stating that they weren't working on rims today.
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PostSubject: Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?   Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:22 am

Rather than start a new thread, I was reminded of this gem this past Friday. One of my co-workers here at the Hall of Justice is still pregnant (we're down to one preggo, from four!). When she called in to tell us that she would not be coming in to work, she said it was because she was uncomfortable in her office chair.

Yes, she was too fat to come to work.

So, while no one around here called in gay, we did have someone that called in fat. And, if this is a valid excuse for not coming into work, I am off to have a six-Twinkie lunch and I am calling in fat the rest of the week.
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