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Man shoots own arm after being denied sex
The Associated Press
7:25 AM EDT, October 2, 2008
FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

laststandchili wrote:

Man shoots own arm after being denied sex
The Associated Press
7:25 AM EDT, October 2, 2008
FORT MYERS, Fla. - Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.

The Lee County Sheriff's Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Guabello was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

Why didn't he shoot his penis? His arm was just an innocent bystander.

bad aim.

clothier wrote:

bad aim.

I always miss the obvious answer.

Thanks.

Agent 13 wrote:

Why didn't he shoot his penis?

Now that's what I call a money shot.

laststandchili wrote:

He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

There's usually a great little tidbit like this hidden in these articles. I can't stop laughing at the mental image of this dumb fuck staggering around the kitchen continually whacking himself in the head with a frypan until he succeeded in knocking himself out.

see, if more of us had cast iron pans, this story would have been better. I think he was trying to knock himself out with some $4.99 fry pan from Wal-mart.

clothier wrote:

see, if more of us had cast iron pans, this story would have been better. I think he was trying to knock himself out with some $4.99 fry pan from Wal-mart.

I can see the advertising campaign already:

USE LODGE CAST IRON FRY PANS AND KNOCK YOURSELF OUT

Lodge is seriously good stuff.

I do have a problem with their pre-seasoned line. It's cheating. You have to earn that non stick finish with proper treatment, and many, many chicken fried steaks.

i'm with you on the cheating.

Plus, then you don't get to see it turn color into that wonderful shade of burned grease black that I love.


I think that's what the hot new car color is going to be.


Burned Grease Black.


Or, it could be a hot new band from Iowa.