Dearly Departed

Long life of Indonesia's penis growing grandma ends: reports

Jul 10 08:12 AM US/Eastern

An elderly Indonesian woman famed nationwide for supernatural skills in lengthening penises has died, reports said Thursday.
Reclusive Mak Erot, famed for penis extension treatment incorporating traditional herbs and Islamic prayer, died last week in Caringin village on the western coast of Java island, the Kompas daily's website reported.

Mak Erot -- who reports aged anywhere from 101 to over 130 -- prompted legions of imitations of her famous clinics, many using her famously craggy and birthmarked face to lure in anxious men.

While her legacy has been closely guarded by male descendents intent on maintaining the purity of the treatment, Mak Erot has become a pop-culture icon in everything from advertisements to teenage romantic comedy films.

Reports of he death prompted a flurry of bemused online comments from Internet users in the world's largest Muslim-majority country.

User "Jengkol" wrote on news website Detikcom: "Oh no, I didn't have the chance to go to Mak Erot and now she's dead. I'll just have to buy a vacuum. Maybe that could be the solution to my problem."

laststandchili wrote:

Reports of he death...

I'm no editor but you've got to admit, that's one heckuva boner.

I'm merely responsible for the cut and paste.

95, you remain quite the cunning linguist.

laststandchili wrote:

95, you remain quite the cunning linguist.

That's the exact thing that my high school track team (the "Cunning Runts") used to say about me.