Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
Subject: Tales from PA Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:11 pm
Naked Man Rescued from Porta-Potty Jun 9th 2008 By Brian Childs WeirdNews
Rescue crews in Pennsylvania had to cut apart a portable potty to save a naked, drunk man who had somehow lodged himself inside the "holding tank."
According to authorities, the 31-year-old man got drunk, removed his clothes, got stuck inside the "potty," then called 911 on his cell phone. He was charged with public drunkenness and violating the health code.
While we appreciate this story, we are left with many, many questions: Isn't getting stuck inside the bottom of a porta-potty punishment enough? How did this man manage to cram himself naked into the holding tank but hang on to his cell phone? Did he go headfirst on purpose or was the seat up so that he accidentally fell in? Why couldn't he crawl back out?
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:43 pm
As a proud resident of the Keystone State I was very insulted by the slanted coverage of this story. The left-wing media has, as usual, twisted this to make it seem like this guy was some kind of feckless, slack-jawed yokel. Truth be told, he is an excellent bow hunter, huge fan of NASCAR and the WWE, and has the largest collection of cam caps in the whole damn county. He loves his country, dog, and cousins.
laststandchili Underachiever
Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Tue Jun 10, 2008 9:29 pm
Knowing you live up there in gods country, I had to fight the urge to call and make sure the you weren't somehow involved.
Again.
Oh, and have you heard from Lew?
Cathy Rigby Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 147 Location : Your House Registration date : 2008-05-12
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:25 pm
AL, who are the lesbians in your avatar.
I heard this dude had an Obama '08 bumpersticker on his VW Beetle.
Cathy Rigby Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 147 Location : Your House Registration date : 2008-05-12
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:08 pm
Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:31 pm
Nobody from Michigan can keep it in their pants. Sheesh.
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:07 pm
Why do you assume they are lesbians? Whores- yes? Lesbians, I guess for the right amount of money and publicity. And if you throw in an ex-president....
PA has it's share of nuts. We just had a guy kill his roommate for drinking mouthwash to get high.
Lewdacris New to wasting time
Number of posts : 6 Registration date : 2008-05-08
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:14 pm
Angry Liberal wrote:
PA has it's share of nuts. We just had a guy kill his roommate for drinking mouthwash to get high.
And let's not forget the guy who walked from Shippensburg to Carlisle, in 95 degree heat, for his DUI sentencing.
Cathy Rigby Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 147 Location : Your House Registration date : 2008-05-12
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:05 am
Angry Liberal wrote:
Why do you assume they are lesbians? Whores- yes? Lesbians, I guess for the right amount of money and publicity. And if you throw in an ex-president....
PA has it's share of nuts. We just had a guy kill his roommate for drinking mouthwash to get high.
I want them to be lesbians, there is this cool vignette in my mind invloving both of them and a stick of summer sausage...
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:24 am
Other then your mother, who do not want to be lesbians? (Hanging curveball on it's way)
clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:26 am
laststandchili wrote:
Nobody from Michigan can keep it in their pants. Sheesh.
that story is useless without pictures.
laststandchili Underachiever
Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:33 am
clothier wrote:
laststandchili wrote:
Nobody from Michigan can keep it in their pants. Sheesh.
that story is useless without pictures.
I don't know.
I'm fairly confident the stewardess in question is much hotter in your mind than the reality would bear out.
pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:44 am
laststandchili wrote:
clothier wrote:
laststandchili wrote:
Nobody from Michigan can keep it in their pants. Sheesh.
that story is useless without pictures.
I don't know.
I'm fairly confident the stewardess in question is much hotter in your mind than the reality would bear out.
Mr. LSC, I believe that you have made an incorrect assumption here. clothier was looking for pictures of "the pilot hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch".
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:04 am
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Mr. LSC, I believe that you have made an incorrect assumption here. clothier was looking for pictures of "the pilot hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch".
Speaking of said pilot's attire or lack thereof, I got stuck on the part of the article where it said...
"Prosecutors withdrew other charges against Bradford and Connor, saying they lacked sufficient evidence. Those charges included indecent exposure".
Now they found the guy wearing flip flops and a watch, but didn't have evidence of indecent exposure?
I don't understand law.
pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:14 am
Agent 13 wrote:
Now they found the guy wearing flip flops and a watch, but didn't have evidence of indecent exposure?
This is truly the ultimate insult to one's manhood, finding you naked but having no evidence of indecent exposure. Maybe it was a cool evening and he had "shrinkage".
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:19 am
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
Now they found the guy wearing flip flops and a watch, but didn't have evidence of indecent exposure?
This is truly the ultimate insult to one's manhood, finding you naked but having no evidence of indecent exposure. Maybe it was a cool evening and he had "shrinkage".
See, it is this inability to think through a problem and see all possibilities that has held me back in life.
Shrinkage! Of course!
Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:29 am
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
This is truly the ultimate insult to one's manhood, finding you naked but having no evidence of indecent exposure. Maybe it was a cool evening and he had "shrinkage".
I had that happen to me once...but, I was in the pool.
Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
Subject: Re: Tales from PA Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:31 am
Independent George wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
This is truly the ultimate insult to one's manhood, finding you naked but having no evidence of indecent exposure. Maybe it was a cool evening and he had "shrinkage".
I had that happen to me once...but, I was in the pool.
