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ChiliCat Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 76 Registration date : 2008-05-07
| Subject: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:00 pm | |
| Linda Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.
One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda’s eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head.
A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered.
Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant. | |
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Cathy Rigby Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 147 Location : Your House Registration date : 2008-05-12
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:08 pm | |
| Plauseable.
Except her having brains part. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:26 am | |
| Man, I tell you what. That is really funny. You should take that act on the road. I'm sure that would do well out in Kansas. |
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laststandchili Underachiever
Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:45 am | |
| - Angry Liberal wrote:
- Man, I tell you what. That is really funny. You should take that act on the road. I'm sure that would do well out in Kansas.
You really are an angry, angry man. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 11:57 am | |
| - laststandchili wrote:
- Angry Liberal wrote:
- Man, I tell you what. That is really funny. You should take that act on the road. I'm sure that would do well out in Kansas.
You really are an angry, angry man. You have to give him credit for honesty in his nom de off topic. I am not actually a secret agent. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:35 pm | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- I am not actually a secret agent.
Way to ruin it. :( But, if you really want to know, I'm not all that independent. | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:43 pm | |
| And I won't turn 95 until February of next year. You know, when ol' Hoffman turns a begrudging 105. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:48 pm | |
| - Independent George wrote:
- Agent 13 wrote:
- I am not actually a secret agent.
Way to ruin it.
:(
But, if you really want to know, I'm not all that independent. Sorry dude, but maybe I really AM a secret agent. I couldn't really say I was if I was, otherwise the secret would be somewhat compromised. | |
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laststandchili Underachiever
Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:40 pm | |
| I thought the whole "agent" thing was a reference to some neurotoxin or something. | |
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Cathy Rigby Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 147 Location : Your House Registration date : 2008-05-12
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:23 pm | |
| - Angry Liberal wrote:
- Man, I tell you what. That is really funny. You should take that act on the road. I'm sure that would do well out in Kansas.
What the hell? What's wrong with Kansas? Isn't their Governess a Dem? Kathleen Seabus, Seahorse, some shit like that. I thought the "Great Brown Hope" was considering her for a running mate. That is if she isn't a felon by then.... | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 3:48 pm | |
| - Cathy Rigby wrote:
- Angry Liberal wrote:
- Man, I tell you what. That is really funny. You should take that act on the road. I'm sure that would do well out in Kansas.
What the hell? What's wrong with Kansas?
Isn't their Governess a Dem? Kathleen Seabus, Seahorse, some shit like that.
I thought the "Great Brown Hope" was considering her for a running mate.
That is if she isn't a felon by then.... Was that the chick who gave the Democrats reply to the State of the Onion speech? The one that was basically a campaign speech for Obama? I don't think she can be Obama's VP, as my theory is they are actually the same person. I am still unsure which one is the masked face and which is the real face. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Fri Jun 06, 2008 10:27 pm | |
| And, they would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't.... ....well, you know. | |
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Cathy Rigby Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 147 Location : Your House Registration date : 2008-05-12
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:29 pm | |
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Cathy Rigby Off Topic A Lot!
Number of posts : 147 Location : Your House Registration date : 2008-05-12
| Subject: Re: San Diego woman shot in back of head... Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:31 pm | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- Cathy Rigby wrote:
- Angry Liberal wrote:
- Man, I tell you what. That is really funny. You should take that act on the road. I'm sure that would do well out in Kansas.
What the hell? What's wrong with Kansas?
Isn't their Governess a Dem? Kathleen Seabus, Seahorse, some shit like that.
I thought the "Great Brown Hope" was considering her for a running mate.
That is if she isn't a felon by then.... Was that the chick who gave the Democrats reply to the State of the Onion speech? The one that was basically a campaign speech for Obama? I don't think she can be Obama's VP, as my theory is they are actually the same person. I am still unsure which one is the masked face and which is the real face. Hmmn, are you sure you're not a Secret Agent? That's some real "next level" stuff. Crap, now I have the song "Secret Agent Man" running through my head... | |
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