Smuker's Sinister Plan

Subject: Smuker's Sinister Plan Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:27 pm

I'm seriously concerned for breakfast lovers everywhere. They've got all the jelly, now they're after the coffee. And it's all part of a carefully crafted strategy.

http://money.aol.com/news/articles/_a/jm-smucker-buys-folgers-for-295-billion/n20080604104709990015

Tim Smucker, chairman and co-chief executive, said "The addition of Folgers clearly aligns with our strategy."

Subject: Re: Smuker's Sinister Plan Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:09 pm

I vehemently resent any and all negative attacks
against Smuckers. Just look at that trusted company's oft-used
purple and white graphics accompanying its logo:

Smuker's Sinister Plan Partners_smuckers_logo

Now THAT's the sign of an entity
you can trust nevermind honor.

Subject: Re: Smuker's Sinister Plan Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:14 pm

i95 wrote:: I vehemently resent any and all negative attacks
against Smuckers. Just look at that trusted company's oft-used
purple and white graphics accompanying its logo:

Now THAT's the sign of an entity
you can trust nevermind honor.

Your gingham fixation is disturbing.

Not that all gingham is bad...

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Subject: Re: Smuker's Sinister Plan Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:19 pm

Agent 13 wrote:: Your gingham fixation is disturbing

Subject: Re: Smuker's Sinister Plan Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:23 pm

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:: Your gingham fixation is disturbing

I seem to have struck a nerve.

Sincere apologies oh delicate genius.

Subject: Re: Smuker's Sinister Plan Wed Jun 04, 2008 1:27 pm

Dear god, the ginham! It all makes sense now. 95 is working for the Smuckers Occupational Gov't!?!?!

All this time I've bought his cover story of being road choreographer for the Ice Capades.

Subject: Re: Smuker's Sinister Plan Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:15 pm

my question was if Folger's is the number 1 brand, why is P&G selling?

Subject: Re: Smuker's Sinister Plan Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:26 pm

clothier wrote:: my question was if Folger's is the number 1 brand, why is P&G selling?

Perhaps it was making them jittery. It happens to me.

Subject: Re: Smuker's Sinister Plan Wed Jun 04, 2008 2:57 pm

Agent 13 wrote:: Sincere apologies oh delicate genius.

No, I apologize. It's just when you start your day with smack about Wet Willie "all being a lie," well, dem are fightin' words. angry

Again, I'm sorry. God bless.

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