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PostSubject: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyWed May 07, 2008 3:51 pm

http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/07/partly-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-butt-groping/?icid=100214839x1201672515x1200061017

This goes quite a way to proving my long held theory that the majority of Weather Channel personalities are actually aspiring porn performers that just didn't have the acting chops to live the dream.


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PostSubject: Re: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyWed May 07, 2008 4:07 pm

So is "Will you lick my swizzle stick?" the worst come-on line ever? Couldn't he at least come up with something meteorological like "lightning rod"?
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PostSubject: Re: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyFri May 09, 2008 12:55 am

I read this story last night and howled. Imagine if that guy got hired at CNBC? If he had to look at Maria Bartiromo all the time, he would probably "go blind" right there on the air.
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PostSubject: Re: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyFri May 23, 2008 1:15 am

I can't find the Music Channel so I'm posting on The Weather Channel.

Serious Question here. (yeah right)

After downloading two new duets by The Rolling Stones, one with
Christina Aguilera, the other with Buddy Guy.
I was wondering the date of the last Stones song worth listening to.
I'm not counting the 1985 Motown duet with David Bowie because rumor has it those two had just spent time in the Oral Office if you know what I mean. Anyone can sing Motown when they're that happy.

So what was it, and what year. I'm thinking 1976 or 1978.
But, Seriously Folks. (and I'm not talking about Joe Walsh)
Tell me what you think.
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PostSubject: Re: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyFri May 23, 2008 8:10 am

Bruno Anthony wrote:
I was wondering the date of the last Stones song worth listening to.

Anything (and everything) from
this (last, great) 1978 work:

The Weather Channel Unleashed AlbumCovers-TheRollingStones-SomeGirls(1978)




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PostSubject: Re: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyFri May 23, 2008 8:42 am

I'll never be your beast of burden.
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PostSubject: Re: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyFri May 23, 2008 9:43 am

Sorry, kids...my vote goes here....

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PostSubject: Re: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyFri May 23, 2008 10:08 am

YouTube must be experiencing some technical difficulties this morning as Independent George's YouTube link above indeed took me to a Rolling Stones' number but I know for a fact that he was trying to post this as such is, without question, his favorite.

Talk about raw sexuality. Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyFri May 23, 2008 11:22 am

I am pretty sure that I owned a snazzy pair of purple Z Cavaricci pants, much like those adorned by Mr. Jagger. I did not, however, possess the accompanying green "puffy" shirt.

Admit it, though, those boys had some fine moves, back in the day.
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PostSubject: Re: The Weather Channel Unleashed   The Weather Channel Unleashed EmptyFri May 23, 2008 1:43 pm

I just remembered another excellent new Stones song.
It's "Waiting for a Friend" from Tattoo You.
Which also let's me honestly answer yes, when asked if I like country music.


And, I-Geo, nice post. I'm a sucker for the word "snazzy"
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