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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Hey....... Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:51 pm | |
| ...where the Hell did everyone go?Oh, sure, I know that Independent George is doing his best H.I. McDunnough impersonation by plucking infants out of open windows in Missouri, but what about the rest of you? Come back...at least for the children! | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:45 pm | |
| Hey, I'll leave the light on for you. | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:41 am | |
| i'm not dead, yet. I just feel like it. My medicine cabinet must have a street value in excess of $10k. You reach a point in all this where it's so uncomfortable that they just throw pain meds at you from every direction, hoping something works. I'm currently on a Fentanyl patch. It's got quite a kick to it. By the way, if anyone ever offers you the chance to throw up the lining of your throat, take a pass. It's worse then what it sounds like. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:06 pm | |
| Stick a fork in her....she's done The Fat Lady is singing. I think we need to put the Sign of the Cross on this puppy. In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:23 pm | |
| clothier, seriously, how are you doing? - clothier wrote:
- I'm currently on a Fentanyl patch.
Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head? | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:54 am | |
| - i95 wrote:
- clothier, seriously, how are you doing?
- clothier wrote:
- I'm currently on a Fentanyl patch.
Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head? It's a Yamaka....smuck. |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:29 am | |
| - Billy Heff wrote:
- i95 wrote:
- Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head?
It's a Yamaka....smuck. Why would a cancer patient put a Japanese scooter on his head? And smuck......seriously!!!!??????? How goyishe are you?????????????????? | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:50 am | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:52 am | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Billy Heff wrote:
- i95 wrote:
- Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head?
It's a Yamaka....smuck. Why would a cancer patient put a Japanese scooter on his head?
And smuck......seriously!!!!??????? How goyishe are you??????????????????
Smuck...they make a good grape jelly. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:13 am | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Billy Heff wrote:
- i95 wrote:
- Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head?
It's a Yamaka....smuck. Why would a cancer patient put a Japanese scooter on his head?
And smuck......seriously!!!!??????? How goyishe are you??????????????????
Smuck...they make a good grape jelly. With a name like Smuck it's got to be good. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:12 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
With a name like Smuck it's got to be good. That would be a good slogan. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:22 pm | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
With a name like Smuck it's got to be good. That would be a good slogan. Yep.......I'm a regular Don Draper. | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:57 pm | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:27 pm | |
| how am i? really? i have about 12-15 open sores on the inside of my mouth and throat. most of the lining of my throat is gone ("it'll grow back"). i can barely swallow water, but i have so much excess pleghm i could fill a swimming pool. i still have no sense of taste, and all the muccus and crap makes me feels like i have to throw up all the time. And my throat is to swollen to eat, so thanks goodness i have a feeding tube.
I'm done with chemo, but still have 4 more days of radiation.
so, to answer your question: I'm not so good. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:34 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- Agent 13 wrote:
- pastrami-on-wry wrote:
With a name like Smuck it's got to be good. That would be a good slogan. Yep.......I'm a regular Don Draper.
I was thinking more Larry Tate | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:36 pm | |
| - clothier wrote:
- how am i? really? i have about 12-15 open sores on the inside of my mouth and throat. most of the lining of my throat is gone ("it'll grow back"). i can barely swallow water, but i have so much excess pleghm i could fill a swimming pool. i still have no sense of taste, and all the muccus and crap makes me feels like i have to throw up all the time. And my throat is to swollen to eat, so thanks goodness i have a feeding tube.
I'm done with chemo, but still have 4 more days of radiation.
so, to answer your question: I'm not so good. No witty retort to this one. Sorry to read about your troubles. Hoping once the radiation ends things will improve. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:36 am | |
| Oh Shit!
I just realized, I meant to put the sign of the cross on TOS. Sorry to wake youse guys.
Clothier, is it legal for a Goyishe to pray for a Jew? |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:44 pm | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- clothier wrote:
- how am i? really? i have about 12-15 open sores on the inside of my mouth and throat. most of the lining of my throat is gone ("it'll grow back"). i can barely swallow water, but i have so much excess pleghm i could fill a swimming pool. i still have no sense of taste, and all the muccus and crap makes me feels like i have to throw up all the time. And my throat is to swollen to eat, so thanks goodness i have a feeding tube.
I'm done with chemo, but still have 4 more days of radiation.
so, to answer your question: I'm not so good. No witty retort to this one.
Sorry to read about your troubles. Hoping once the radiation ends things will improve.
Exactly! | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:35 pm | |
| - Billy Heff wrote:
Clothier, is it legal for a Goyishe to pray for a Jew? Just not while eating a ham sandwich. | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:34 pm | |
| clothier, hang in there. We're seriously all pulling for you and wishing you restored health ASAP. | |
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laststandchili Underachiever
Number of posts : 1101 Location : Centralia, PA Registration date : 2008-05-07
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:55 pm | |
| - i95 wrote:
- clothier, hang in there. We're seriously all pulling for you and wishing you restored health ASAP.
Word. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:04 pm | |
| Holy crap! Have I been gone from this site so long that one of our members has taken ill?
I plan to send some bacon-wrapped latkes up north in time for the festive holiday season. If that won't help the man regain his strength, nothing will. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: Hey....... Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:14 am | |
| You said member.... | |
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