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PostSubject: Hey.......   Thu Oct 13, 2011 3:51 pm




...where the Hell did everyone go?


Oh, sure, I know that Independent George is doing his best H.I. McDunnough
impersonation by plucking infants out of open windows in Missouri, but what about
the rest of you? Come back...at least for the children!

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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:02 pm




"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here to honor a humorous web site..."

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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Tue Oct 18, 2011 1:45 pm

Hey, I'll leave the light on for you.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:41 am

i'm not dead, yet. I just feel like it. My medicine cabinet must have a street value in excess of $10k. You reach a point in all this where it's so uncomfortable that they just throw pain meds at you from every direction, hoping something works. I'm currently on a Fentanyl patch. It's got quite a kick to it. By the way, if anyone ever offers you the chance to throw up the lining of your throat, take a pass. It's worse then what it sounds like.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:06 pm

Stick a fork in her....she's done









The Fat Lady is singing.









I think we need to put the Sign of the Cross on this puppy.















In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.


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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:23 pm

clothier, seriously, how are you doing?

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I'm currently on a Fentanyl patch.

Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 5:54 am

i95 wrote:
clothier, seriously, how are you doing?

clothier wrote:
I'm currently on a Fentanyl patch.

Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head?

It's a Yamaka....smuck.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:29 am

Billy Heff wrote:
i95 wrote:
Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head?

It's a Yamaka....smuck.

Why would a cancer patient put a Japanese scooter on his head?

And smuck......seriously!!!!??????? How goyishe are you??????????????????

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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:50 am

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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:52 am

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Billy Heff wrote:
i95 wrote:
Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head?

It's a Yamaka....smuck.

Why would a cancer patient put a Japanese scooter on his head?

And smuck......seriously!!!!??????? How goyishe are you??????????????????


Smuck...they make a good grape jelly.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:13 am

Agent 13 wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Billy Heff wrote:
i95 wrote:
Secondly, why do you need a patch for that soft spot atop your head?

It's a Yamaka....smuck.

Why would a cancer patient put a Japanese scooter on his head?

And smuck......seriously!!!!??????? How goyishe are you??????????????????


Smuck...they make a good grape jelly.

With a name like Smuck it's got to be good.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 2:12 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

With a name like Smuck it's got to be good.

That would be a good slogan.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:22 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:

With a name like Smuck it's got to be good.

That would be a good slogan.

Yep.......I'm a regular Don Draper.










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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:09 pm




Oy vey.

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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:57 pm

Exactly!
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:27 pm

how am i? really? i have about 12-15 open sores on the inside of my mouth and throat. most of the lining of my throat is gone ("it'll grow back"). i can barely swallow water, but i have so much excess pleghm i could fill a swimming pool. i still have no sense of taste, and all the muccus and crap makes me feels like i have to throw up all the time. And my throat is to swollen to eat, so thanks goodness i have a feeding tube.

I'm done with chemo, but still have 4 more days of radiation.

so, to answer your question: I'm not so good.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:34 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:

With a name like Smuck it's got to be good.

That would be a good slogan.

Yep.......I'm a regular Don Draper.


I was thinking more Larry Tate

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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:36 pm

clothier wrote:
how am i? really? i have about 12-15 open sores on the inside of my mouth and throat. most of the lining of my throat is gone ("it'll grow back"). i can barely swallow water, but i have so much excess pleghm i could fill a swimming pool. i still have no sense of taste, and all the muccus and crap makes me feels like i have to throw up all the time. And my throat is to swollen to eat, so thanks goodness i have a feeding tube.

I'm done with chemo, but still have 4 more days of radiation.

so, to answer your question: I'm not so good.

No witty retort to this one.

Sorry to read about your troubles. Hoping once the radiation ends things will improve.

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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:36 am

Oh Shit!

I just realized, I meant to put the sign of the cross on TOS. Sorry to wake youse guys.

Clothier, is it legal for a Goyishe to pray for a Jew?
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Sat Oct 22, 2011 4:44 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
clothier wrote:
how am i? really? i have about 12-15 open sores on the inside of my mouth and throat. most of the lining of my throat is gone ("it'll grow back"). i can barely swallow water, but i have so much excess pleghm i could fill a swimming pool. i still have no sense of taste, and all the muccus and crap makes me feels like i have to throw up all the time. And my throat is to swollen to eat, so thanks goodness i have a feeding tube.

I'm done with chemo, but still have 4 more days of radiation.

so, to answer your question: I'm not so good.

No witty retort to this one.

Sorry to read about your troubles. Hoping once the radiation ends things will improve.


Exactly!
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Sat Oct 22, 2011 9:35 pm

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Clothier, is it legal for a Goyishe to pray for a Jew?

Just not while eating a ham sandwich.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:34 pm

clothier, hang in there. We're seriously all pulling for you and wishing you restored health ASAP.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Thu Nov 24, 2011 9:55 pm

i95 wrote:
clothier, hang in there. We're seriously all pulling for you and wishing you restored health ASAP.


Word.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:04 pm

Holy crap! Have I been gone from this site so long that one of our members has taken ill?

I plan to send some bacon-wrapped latkes up north in time for the festive holiday season. If that won't help the man regain his strength, nothing will.
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PostSubject: Re: Hey.......   Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:14 am

You said member....
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