The other thread about the bar mitzvah brought to mind a question. Agent 13 suggested that the two former pro ballplayers would each work for about "$250 and a ham sandwich." Clearly, a ham sandwich at a bar mitzvah would be about as welcome a sight as a
schfartze on the Kennedy compound (unless he was
pouring the drinks, of course). But, the question is this...
Which is the clearer path to the FastPass to hell?
A bacon cheeseburger washed down with a glass of milk
or
Bacon-wrapped scallops
