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i95
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| | Subject: I think I speak for clothier... Tue May 24, 2011 11:14 am | |
|  ...when I say that this guy's bigger problem is that he wears "jeans tucked into cowboy boots." | |
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Independent George
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Tue May 24, 2011 11:25 am | |
| I had to read that a couple of times to think of whether or not I was on that flight. The article said that the incident happened on UA Flight #340. My last flight on United was #304. I think it confused me when it said that the man was bound for Orlando.
I mean...I knew it wasn't me. I usually masturbate in the airplane bathroom - never AT my seat. That's just gross. | |
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i95
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Tue May 24, 2011 2:26 pm | |
| All hail Independent George's in-flight masturbation decorum.
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clothier
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Tue May 24, 2011 4:28 pm | |
| well,he is the Master of his Domain. | |
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pastrami-on-wry
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Tue May 24, 2011 4:31 pm | |
| Favorite line from the story:
"I heard a noise and looked over and saw his penis"
I can't help but wonder what noise his penis made that attracted the young lady's attention. | |
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pastrami-on-wry
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Tue May 24, 2011 4:35 pm | |
| A question:
Does one gain membership (see what I did there?) in The Mile High Club by masturbatiing on an airplane? | |
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clothier
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Tue May 24, 2011 4:38 pm | |
| well, i think they let you come to the meetings... | |
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Independent George
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Tue May 24, 2011 6:18 pm | |
| - i95 wrote:
- All hail Independent George's in-flight masturbation decorum.
Hey, I consider this taking one for the team. Do you KNOW how small those bathrooms are? I could bang an elbow. | |
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i95
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Tue May 24, 2011 8:15 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- I can't help but wonder what noise his penis made...
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Thu May 26, 2011 3:43 pm | |
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Agent 13
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| | Subject: Re: I think I speak for clothier... Thu May 26, 2011 4:05 pm | |
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