Feel good story of the week

God bless them...every one.

I'll bet he was just holding it for a friend.

It gives new meaning to the term "crack" cocaine.

Speaking of "feel good". Did youse guys hold a public circle jerk today? 17 people at once? I am glad I can be part of such a popular site.

Billy Heff wrote:

Speaking of "feel good". Did youse guys hold a public circle jerk today? 17 people at once? I am glad I can be part of such a popular site.

We have been getting a lot of traffic from Russia lately...no joke. Anytime I check online stats there are a few "guests" and their IP shows them in Russia.

and for you my Russian friends...



I love a good Trotsky gag! Who doesn't?

Ohhh, another one...

hmm. I wonder if i'm funny in russian. I'd have to think some of the "I's" cultural stuff is lost on them, but i bet they totlly dig POW's drug infused humor.

i wonder if the ruski's miss ol george when he's off on one of his benders?


sudden terrible thought: what if billy heff is funny in russian?
maybe we could take up a collection to send him there...

clothier wrote:

what if billy heff is funny in russian?

Nyet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thanks.

I'm here all week.

hey billy heff, lets dissect that little piece of humor together, ok? that way you can see why what i did was funny, and why what you do is not, ok?

let's have you go first, ok? tell me why you think my opening remark was funny, OK?

Are you holding any sharp objects?

see, that's not funny at all. you wanna give it another try?

i am here to help.

I think it's helping.

bbqboy wrote:

http://www.nbcactionnews.com/dpp/news/local_news/destructive-chimpanzee-gets-loose-in-kansas-city

Monkey Island??? Who runs that place? Dr. Moreau?

It's a little known tourist attraction, along with Baboon Bottoms.

Standard kitchen utensils in Shickshinny. Knife, fork, spoon, hatchet.

Wife Holds Onto Minivan Hood From Manteca To Pleasanton
March 2, 2011 12:01 AM

Print Share 202 Reporting Ron Jones


MANTECA, Calif. (CBS13) – A woman was able to hold on to a vehicle’s hood for dear life for more than 40 miles when her husband allegedly floored the accelerator after a domestic argument, authorities said.

The Manteca Police Department said 36-year-old Christopher Michael Carroll attacked his wife shortly after midnight on February 26 and stormed out of the house, getting into the family minivan and pulling out of the driveway.

His wife, who asked not to be identified, chased him outside and stood in front of the vehicle in an attempt to block him.

“She jumped on the hood, and that’s when her adventure started,” said Manteca police spokesman Rex Osborn.

Carroll allegedly stepped on the gas and sped through the streets of Manteca until he reached Interstate 205, authorities said. His wife clung to the minivan’s windshield wiper and side mirror as the vehicle accelerated to more than 100 MPH.

Carroll allegedly didn’t slow down until he reached Pleasanton, more than 40 miles away, according to witness reports to police

“There’s a purpose that I’m still alive, because it was a miracle,” the victim said.

The woman was able to roll off the hood safely when Carroll finally pulled over, and due to the 45 degree temperatures and high speeds, she was suffering from hypothermia when emergency crews found her.

Carroll is in custody in the San Joaquin County Jail. He has been charged with attempted murder.