You've got to love 2 quotes from the article:
From the woman who tried the sample: “it tasted like semen”.
Personally, I love a woman who possesses such a refined palate.
This quote attributed to the store manager: "........was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.”
She probably didn't help the store's case by admitting that the yogurt has a lot of protein on it, as opposed to in it.