Seven Insane People...

huh.

kind of an interesting twist on "what would you do for a klondike bar", isn't it?

It kind of reminds me of the old joke that has the punchline, "We've already determined what you are.............now we're just negotiating price".

It seems that more and more folks today are willing to sell themselves in a variety of ways. no sense of self-respect.

When young people today are asked what they want to be when they grow up, one of the most popular answers is "famous". The last time I checked, "famous" is not a job.

Thank you, reality TV.

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Thank you, reality TV.

Exactly!

I worked with a version of Snooki when I was 17. Her name was Evelyn Amirati and the only fame (as far as I know) that she ever achieved was that four 17-18 year old stock boys thought it was cool the way she cursed like a sailor and that she had huge tits for such a short girl. It seems to me that this is the proper level of fame for someone with Snooki and Evelyn's shared talents.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Her name was Evelyn Amirati...

Wait. Did everyone call her Evelyn Ami-slutty? Holy shit. My brother married her! Small world.

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Her name was Evelyn Amirati...

Wait. Did everyone call her Evelyn Ami-slutty? Holy shit. My brother married her! Small world.

Not that small. My sister screwed her.

Oh, please. Your sister screwed everything that wasn't nailed down.

is that pix of someone famous?

i95 wrote:

Oh, please. Your sister screwed everything that wasn't nailed down.

I heard that Heff's sister never used screws. She always preferred the "tongue and groove" method.

clothier wrote:

is that pix of someone famous?

Define "famous."

i95 wrote:

clothier wrote:

is that pix of someone famous?

Define "famous."

is there a reason i should know who she is, or is it just an east coast thing?

oh, and by the way, i had no idea that it was kim kardashian in the skeetchers super bowl ad until yesterday.

clothier wrote:

kim kardashian

Who?

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

clothier wrote:

kim kardashian

Who?

The spawn of Robert Kardashian, who, after selling his soul to the Devil in representing O.J. Simpson, was called upon for said soul in 2003. (Satan always collects, bitches!)

So she's Kourtney and Khloe's sister? Kool!

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

Oh, please. Your sister screwed everything that wasn't nailed down.

I heard that Heff's sister never used screws. She always preferred the "tongue and groove" method.

I know your Mrs. prefers a lap or a box joint, although she said you always insist on the butt, while the best i95 could do is a finger. And I don't even want to know about his rabbit joint.

This thread has run it's course.

Time to go chasin a little dove tail?