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PostSubject: So, What Did I Miss?   Sun Jan 30, 2011 8:59 pm

First and foremost, I extend my sincere appreciation to Agent 13. A 30-day banning is a 30-day banning but I appreciate his ruse of joining the "where is i95?" peanut gallery.

Second and as decreed if I decided on my own volition to return to this, the since deleted scene of the crime, I offer you the following statement which I affirm is my own and has not been coerced in any way:

"Despite any statements otherwise, I do not find Billy Heff the 'Kathy Griffin' of this site. Any connection between his feeble
attempts at humor which are clearly wrapped in a desperate cry for attention and acceptance are purely coincidental."



Thirdly, I actually appreciate the month-long reprieve here as such allowed me to engage my creative side such as this music video I just produced for an uptate New York TV station which asked me to make their station's staff appear even more hip than they already are. You'll see that I've obviously succeeded here: http://www.clipsyndicate.com/video/playlist/17047/2130191?title=wnyt&wpid=9046

Lastly and most importantly, what did I miss?



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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:25 pm



he's back!
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:30 pm

Hey, I am as surprised as anyone you were banned. I actually attempted to ban everyone except you. This is what happens when you let a low tech fuck stick run things.

So sorry.

Oh, and I don't like Kathy Griffin
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 6:34 am

Agent 13 wrote:
Hey, I am as surprised as anyone you were banned. I actually attempted to ban everyone except you. This is what happens when you let a low tech fuck stick run things.

Really?? So my 30-day banning was all a mistake?! So that means that a month's worth of reconnecting with my family, friends and loved ones outside of this artificial and electronic medium was all for naught? Ain't that some shit!
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 7:37 am

I don't get the analogy, but I liked her carnival Cruise commercials.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:32 am

You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 10:36 am

Jeez, I thought he quit like regis.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:33 am

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Jeez, I thought he quit like regis.

What name was Regis posting under?

I really gotta pay better attention.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:40 am

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What name was Regis posting under?

I think it was BasicMarinWheels.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 11:55 am

idiots.


clothier = regis.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:10 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.

Dude, "snarkiness" and "inane" are so 2010. This year I'm striving for pithy.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:26 pm

i95 wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.

Dude, "snarkiness" and "inane" are so 2010. This year I'm striving for pithy.
Dude. Is that like my bad?
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:37 pm

Me loves me some pithiness. I'm looking forward to the new Noel Coward / i95 persona.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:40 pm

bbqboy wrote:
i95 wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.

Dude, "snarkiness" and "inane" are so 2010. This year I'm striving for pithy.
Dude. Is that like my bad?

It's more like "dude".
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:48 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
It's more like "dude".

Natch.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:01 pm

i95 wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
It's more like "dude".

Natch.
Dude? Natch? Did they have you in the hole for the full 30 days?
You've come back a changed man.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 5:14 pm

i95 wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:
You missed not so much. We, on the other hand, missed huge rations of snarkiness and, of course, a bunch of inane prattling about some post-punk/new wave bands that most of us don't really give a shit about.

Dude, "snarkiness" and "inane" are so 2010. This year I'm striving for pithy.

Oh Pithy. I thought it was pity, I already pity you. My Bad!
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 8:24 pm

You missed a bunch of fucktards speculating on your absence.

Which was the most activity this site has seen in months, and brought Heff back out of the woodwork.

Thanks. Thanks fucking loads.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Mon Jan 31, 2011 9:50 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
I'm looking forward to the new Noel Coward / i95 persona.

More like Noel's brother, Moe.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:04 am

I think the thing you missed most was the WOT dividend checks that were sent out to active posters.

That's one giant gum ball you're NEVER getting back.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Tue Feb 01, 2011 9:46 pm

mine was blue.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Wed Feb 02, 2011 9:10 am

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mine was blue.

You got a giant blue ball, huh? My guess is that's not the first time that has happened.
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Wed Feb 02, 2011 8:36 pm

Welcome back I-95! (I think. :-))
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:03 am

Thank you. (I think. Suspect )
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PostSubject: Re: So, What Did I Miss?   Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:53 pm

you're welcome ( i think)
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