A little help, Your Holiness...

Boy, Mr Pope, am I glad you are back. I have a question only you can answer and help me with.


Ever since it came on the air, my wife has been spending most of her non-working hours watching the OWN (that's the Oprah network for those of you that don't have cable, and live under a rock).

Should I be concerned?

clothier wrote:

(that's the Oprah network for those of you that don't have cable, and live under a rock).

Am I the only one waiting for the Pope to ask "Who?"

well, it was part of the set-up...

Yeah, but you would think that the Pope would know. I mean doesn't he already know who's been naughty and nice? If he knows about all that, then shouldn't he know who Oprah is?

Independent George wrote:

Yeah, but you would think that the Pope would know. I mean doesn't he already know who's been naughty and nice? If he knows about all that, then shouldn't he know who Oprah is?

He knows that Gail is Oprah's angel.

is that what the kids are calling it these days?

clothier wrote:

Boy, Mr Pope, am I glad you are back. I have a question only you can answer and help me with.


Ever since it came on the air, my wife has been spending most of her non-working hours watching the OWN (that's the Oprah network for those of you that don't have cable, and live under a rock).

Should I be concerned?

Hello my son,

Here at the Vatican we have the basic cable only. We found the premium cable channels were a bit too provocative and many of the cardinals were, how can I put this delicately, well, lets just say that rosary beads weren't the only thing getting rubbed under those frocks. So, because of our cable situation, I have not seen this Oprah channel. We do get the Jerry Springer. Is her network anything like that?

damn it.

man up and watch it for yourself.


that's really not very helpful, mr all knowing and seeing holiness dude.