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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:52 am | |
| The men's bathroom here at the Hall of Justice has two stalls and a urinal. When one arrives to drop one's kids off at the pool and the "other" stall is in use, does etiquette dictate that the person occupying the first stall finish his business quickly, so as to allow the later arrival a peaceful squatting experience - or, should the second person rush through the process and end his session as fast as humanly possible to protect the identity of the aforementioned shitter?
I was going to post this on the Facebook, but I figured that you guys knew way more about shit than most of my other friends. | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:25 am | |
| Etiquette dictates that the folllowing is owed in the shitter: Brevity
No eye contact
No conversation
Hand-washing with REAL soap and water
No acquiescing in any manner to some douchelord's use of the cell phone in the can
And, of course and when applicable, a courtesy flushIt's all pretty simple. | |
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:38 am | |
| you should write a book... | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
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clothier Needs Help
Number of posts : 3526 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:11 pm | |
| oh.
he already did?
can i get an autographed copy? | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:00 pm | |
| - clothier wrote:
- you should write a book...
What makes you think I haven't? Clearly, you've never read: Oh, sure, I had to put a sign in my front yard and move from town-to-town (for a, ah, er..."book tour") but still. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 1:49 pm | |
| That is an impressive list Mr 95. I would add only that in situations where there are side by side urinals, don't ask your boss if he wants to size up.
Bosses don't like that. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:10 pm | |
| Also, I would suggest that most consider the expression "And it's deep, too" showing off. | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:23 pm | |
| - Agent 13 wrote:
- I would add only that in situations where there are side by side urinals, don't ask your boss if he wants to size up.
In that case, please also add: don't cross streams and don't do drugs. | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:02 pm | |
| - i95 wrote:
Etiquette dictates that the folllowing is owed in the shitter: Brevity
No eye contact
No conversation
Hand-washing with REAL soap and water
No acquiescing in any manner to some douchelord's use of the cell phone in the can
And, of course and when applicable, a courtesy flushIt's all pretty simple. This gentleman apparently violated at least two of your Toilet Commandments. Brevity - I got in, took care of business, got out, washed and left the room before my next door neighbor even moved off the bowl. I should also add that I had stopped at our reception desk to speak to one of the student workers for a few minutes prior to entry and didn't see anyone enter the restroom (not that I was in full on surveillance mode, mind you), so I suspect that he had been camped out there for some time prior to my arrival. I didn't hear pages turning or I would have just assumed that he was reading the paper - which, is fine when you're playing a home game, but a little rude when you're on the road. Cell phone - While I did not hear newspaper rattling...I did hear the residual sound of a cell phone receiving text messages. What the fuck conversation is so important that it needs to be conducted on the shitter? I would think that it is quite possible - given this person's flagrant abuse of the system - that he might also be a guy who doesn't wash his hands. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:43 pm | |
| It is absolutely beyond the scope of my comprehension. There is absolutely no text or voice conversation that would trump the sanctity of taking a steaming dump. | |
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bbqboy Unable to Focus
Number of posts : 403 Registration date : 2009-09-24
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| unless the person on the other end was listening for the splash. | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:50 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- ...this jackass is pissing/shitting/wiping and handling his cellphone with the same hands.
Poppy? | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:55 pm | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:47 pm | |
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Independent George Internets Tool
Number of posts : 2200 Registration date : 2008-03-06
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:53 pm | |
| It's OK. I can give the couch to my dad. | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:19 am | |
| Just turn over the cushions | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Thu Dec 02, 2010 10:39 am | |
| Remembering his "floater" posts and his general affection for all things fecal, I was kind of hoping that his thread might flush out (sorry) the Pool Boy and get him to start posting again. | |
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i95 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4315 Registration date : 2008-03-07
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Thu Dec 02, 2010 11:41 am | |
| Probably too busy with RogueFood. | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Thu Dec 02, 2010 12:27 pm | |
| - i95 wrote:
- RogueFood
What? | |
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Angus McRib Unable to Focus
Number of posts : 279 Location : Here, There, Everywhere Registration date : 2009-03-04
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:43 pm | |
| - pastrami-on-wry wrote:
- i95 wrote:
- RogueFood
What? Hey! My favorite site!!!!!!! | |
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pastrami-on-wry Needs Help
Number of posts : 3289 Registration date : 2008-03-05
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:16 pm | |
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Agent 13 Needs Help
Number of posts : 4130 Location : Inside mailbox at bus station Registration date : 2008-03-04
| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:16 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: An etiquette quandary.... Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:39 pm | |
| A public shitter? I thought you were some kind of super road warrior?
1st - Poor scheduling. Your BM should be like a finely tuned Swiss watch.
2nd - You couldn't talk your way into a private shitter somewhere in the building?
You're turning out to be half of the half of a man I thought you were. Please don't tell me you are an airplane shitter also.
Hey Angus! How they hangin buddy.
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