Well, Well, Well...I must be in Hell

Someone finally saw fit to invite me here. If I hadn't cybered with him on facebook this morning, I would remain ignorant of this uh putrid jockstrap smelling lockeroom. Post your titty pics. (I am confident mine are better and naturally bigger.) Defame womanhood, if you want.(I'll get you back at that time of the month with moans about cramping and bloating.) Bring on your most gross pictures and discussion of bodily functions.(I'll regale you with Emergency Department stories that'll make your guts turn inside out and cry for Mommy.) Bring it on boys...I'm ready for ya!


How the hell are y'all?

Love the av.


So nice to see you.

Red,

First, I would like to say welcome.

Second, I believe that someone has mis-informed you about the nature of the goings-on here. "Titty pics", "defamation of womanhood" and "bodily functions" are not the stock and trade of this extremely highbrow endeavor. We tend to spend our days discussing great literature, art appreciation and the social ills faced by our fellow man. I believe at 3PM eastern time today Agent 13 has scheduled a virtual roundtable discussion on the modern applications of Keynesian economics. Please feel free to join in.

I loves me some Keynesian econ talk.

Oh dudes...(and dudess?) I missed the 3pm thing. Sorry.

I was busy lighting off a bag of crap on my neighbor's front porch.

Redtressed wrote:

Someone finally saw fit to invite me here.

You're welcome!

Redtressed wrote:

Someone finally saw fit to invite me here.

My guess is that you will find this to be the most welcoming board that you have ever been on.

Here's a simple quiz.
What does the phrase "Delta Burke Intimates" inspire in you?

is that a cat?

and is that cat on zoloft?

oh, i get it....

Redtressed wrote:

Someone finally saw fit to invite me here. If I hadn't cybered with him on facebook this morning, I would remain ignorant of this uh putrid jockstrap smelling lockeroom. Post your titty pics. (I am confident mine are better and naturally bigger.) Defame womanhood, if you want.(I'll get you back at that time of the month with moans about cramping and bloating.) Bring on your most gross pictures and discussion of bodily functions.(I'll regale you with Emergency Department stories that'll make your guts turn inside out and cry for Mommy.) Bring it on boys...I'm ready for ya!


How the hell are y'all?

Hey, Redtressed, I wanted to give you the following and quick Way Off Topic (WOT) reference
guide as to the "players" on this site and to make your transition here easier:

* Agent 13: WOT's Lord de Douche (and, I believe, "Michael_Germany" from TOS)

* Angus McRib: Multiple theories but thought to be "Billy Heff’s" imaginary enemy

* Baah Baanned: "Billy Heff’s" mother

* Billy Heff: Unconfirmed theories but the general thought is that he’s a harmless albeit dimwitted eight-year-old boy using his mother’s computer when she’s working

* bbqboy: "bbqboy" from TOOS

* clothier: "clothier" from TOS and TOOS (may sometime post as "i95")

* i95: "i95" from TOS and TOOS (may sometime post as "clothier" and "Devora54")

* Independent George: *** DECEASED ***

* JashimChando: (No one is owning-up to this alias)

* laststandchili: "laststandchili" on TOS and TOOS (and THE voice of reason on all sites)

* pastrami-on-wry "wanderingjew’s" super angry ex-boyfriend

* Pool Boy: "Website Goddess’" common law husband

* Pope: Truly the disembodied voice of Pope John Paul II (yeah, I know, creepy)


Hope that gets you acclimated!

Redtressed, As the most popular person on this site, and according to i95 the best looking, let me also welcome you aboard.

BTW, I'm 9 and have my own computer!

Baah Baanned wrote:

* i95: "i95" from TOS and TOOS (may sometime post as "clothier" and "Devora54")

But never at the same time as that would just be wrong.

Baah Baanned wrote:

* pastrami-on-wry "wanderingjew’s" super angry ex-boyfriend

And that "description" made be laugh out loud.

I am the only one in my village with red hair. We are very special people.

Everyone says, "Jashim, do you have the snatch to match" or red on the head, fire in the hole". Yes I am very much in demand.

i95 wrote:

Baah Baanned wrote:

* pastrami-on-wry "wanderingjew’s" super angry ex-boyfriend

And that "description" made be laugh out loud.

I don't get it...............I'm not all that angry.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

i95 wrote:

Baah Baanned wrote:

* pastrami-on-wry "wanderingjew’s" super angry ex-boyfriend

And that "description" made be laugh out loud.

I don't get it...............I'm not all that angry.

Well your anger seems tempered, but when he ditched you because you weren't young enough or thin enough you were quite upset.

Agent 13 wrote:

...when he ditched you because you weren't young enough or thin enough you were quite upset.

Oh, man, those were some dark times on this site.

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

...when he ditched you because you weren't young enough or thin enough you were quite upset.

Oh, man, those were some dark times on this site.

Ditching me was one thing but sending me this t-shirt was cruel and unusual punishment.

i95 wrote:

But you still wear this one he gave you, yes?:

Taint none of your business.

I noticed that Redtressed fell off the grid.

What did i95 do to piss her off?

I'm here, I'm here...wearing my anti-I95-STD body condom...

Redtressed wrote:

I'm here, I'm here...wearing my anti-I95-STD body condom...

Ribbed for her pleasure.