The 8 Very Worst Local Commercials

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http://www.asylum.com/2010/05/04/worst-local-commercials-marc-norton-eagleman-credit-macdaddy-valley-ball-strip-club/?feedItemId=8145&siteId=88 Like a Star @ heaven

(My two favorite comments are: "this commercial is awful, but you're rooting for it anyway, like watching a play performed by a cancer support group";
and "the only way this could get more embarrassing would be if he proposed to his daughter's homeroom teacher without breaking rhyme. And got turned
down. And then his pants fell down. And he had a horrifying circumcision scar. Yeah, that'd be about what it takes.")

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where do you find this stuff?

do you have your minions scouring the interwebs?

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clothier wrote:: do you have your minions scouring the interwebs?

Yes.

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clothier wrote:: your minions

i95 is Jewish?

Subject: Re: The 8 Very Worst Local Commercials Thu May 06, 2010 12:11 pm

Are minions more like scallions or shallots? I always get that confused.

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Agent 13 wrote:: Are minions more like scallions or shallots? I always get that confused.

Actually, they're more like capers.

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pastrami-on-wry wrote:

clothier wrote:: your minions

i95 is Jewish?

Dude, have you ever even seen a gingham yamaka?

Subject: Re: The 8 Very Worst Local Commercials Thu May 06, 2010 3:00 pm

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:: Are minions more like scallions or shallots? I always get that confused.

Actually, they're more like capers.

Capers?

Aren't those them roosters that sing the high notes?

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Agent 13 wrote:

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:: Are minions more like scallions or shallots? I always get that confused.

Actually, they're more like capers.

Capers?

Aren't those them roosters that sing the high notes?

I thought Capers was the friendly ghost.

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pastrami-on-wry wrote:: I thought Capers was the friendly ghost.

No. You're thinking John Cameron Swayze who was in that movie with Rumer Willis.

Subject: Re: The 8 Very Worst Local Commercials Thu May 06, 2010 3:21 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:: Are minions more like scallions or shallots? I always get that confused.

Actually, they're more like capers.

Capers?

Aren't those them roosters that sing the high notes?

I thought Capers was the friendly ghost.

Was it a castrated ghost?

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i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:: I thought Capers was the friendly ghost.

No. You're thinking John Cameron Swayze who was in that movie with Rumer Willis.

Rumer took a licking and kept on ticking.

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