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PostSubject: Authors????   Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:36 am

Apparently one can be the biggest dunce on the planet, but if you get help stringing together enough sentences to make a book, you get called an "author" when you next appear on the news.

Case in point...

"Author Kate Gosslin".

Isn't her claim to fame putting out a rodent size litter she was incapable of raising without constantly yelling at her douchebag husband and child rearing team?
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PostSubject: Re: Authors????   Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:21 am

Terms like author and superstar have been greatly de-valued in today's pop culture landscape. It seems that everyone in the public eye puts out a book and every skinny bitch who had a 2-show arc on "Gossip Girl" designs a clothing line. You just know that an autobiography of Justin Bieber will be out soon because we all thirst for the life story of a 16 year old kid whose testicles haven't fully descended yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Authors????   Mon May 10, 2010 5:02 pm

iggy, I hear that Angus and Baah Banned won't even talk to you anymore. I sent them free(autographed) copies of my book BTW.
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PostSubject: Re: Authors????   Tue May 11, 2010 9:02 am

Being an Author is pretty cool. Very busy also. I just hired an inside sales rep to handle the volume.



I got a big order from Goddess. She wants one book in all the local libraries and sleazy clubs that highlight 6th rate rock bands in the DC area. CHA-CHING!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Authors????   Wed May 19, 2010 8:49 am

Just filled an order for Independent George. Something about being hung out to dry by all that Angus Toro Merda.

It would seem that i95 is becoming a desolate road
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