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PostSubject: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Fri Apr 09, 2010 3:58 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Fri Apr 09, 2010 5:41 pm

Oh crap...I better go clean all the toilet seats...and the tractor.
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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:04 am

Incurable Gonorrhea..............................great band name.
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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:56 pm

I didn't want to start a new topic, so this one seems right.
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-accused-sex-assault-horse,0,3907.story
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1:15 p.m. PDT, October 20, 2010



SHELTON, Conn. -- A man has been charged with sexually assaulting a neighbor's horse.

Police say they arrested 63-year-old Marian Wegiel earlier this week in his neighbor's corral.

Neighbors say they saw Wegiel inappropriately touching the horse, which was crying in pain.

He told police that was comforting the female horse because she had been scared by a loud noise.

Wegiel stated that he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses.

Three horses were in the corral, but only the one female horse appeared to be touched.

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The homeowner called a veterinarian who inspected the horses.

Besides fourth-degree sexual assault, Wegiel is charged with cruelty to animals, criminal trespass and breach of peace.

He was released on $500 bail.

He is due in court on Nov. 1.
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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:17 pm

um, considering the size of a horse's member, what would he have that is roughly the size of a horse's dong that would make a horse cry in pain? his head?
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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:52 pm

This article is loaded with tons of interesting info but this is definitely my favorite line:
"he may have inadvertently put his fingers inside one of the horses"

I'm gonna remember that excuse for potential use in the future. I can see it now:
"I'm sorry honey but I may have inadvertently put my fingers inside your best friend Sally."



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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Fri Oct 22, 2010 4:53 pm

clothier wrote:
um, considering the size of a horse's member, what would he have that is roughly the size of a horse's dong that would make a horse cry in pain? his head?

Certainly gives new meaning to the term "dickhead".
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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:12 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
clothier wrote:
um, considering the size of a horse's member, what would he have that is roughly the size of a horse's dong that would make a horse cry in pain? his head?

Certainly gives new meaning to the term "dickhead".

And horseplay!
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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:07 pm

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http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-man-accused-sex-assault-horse,0,3907.story

Honestly, honey, I'm not having an affair with my secretary. Secretariat, yes. But my secretary, no.
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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Sat Oct 23, 2010 12:34 am

It does explain why CarolinaBob hasn't posting over at Roadfood. He looks like he's been a little busy with other stuff.
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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Sat Oct 23, 2010 10:11 am

I thought Carolina Bob Stopped posting at Roadfood because that nitwit, The Travlin Man was sexually attracted to him?

Gives a whole new meaning to being "Travlin Manned" eh.
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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Sun Oct 24, 2010 11:04 pm

really Billy heff?

really?


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PostSubject: Re: Umm....this is bad, yes?   Mon Oct 25, 2010 7:57 am

I kid thee not Teacher!

In fact, his real name is Stephen Bobshiney.
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