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PostSubject: Roadkill dressed for success   Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:09 am

George? Did you have anything to do with this?

Freeport residents Zach and Sarah Jackson were on their way home from a dentist appointment when they spotted something in the median of U.S. Highway 331.

They turned around and drove by again to get a second look.

It was roadkill: a dam beaver.



And it was wrapped in a gray button-down shirt and a can of Monster energy drink was placed by its side, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.

"I donít even know where to start," said Stan Kirkland, with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. "Someone putting a shirt or an outfit on a dead beaver is something I have never heard of."

"I'm guessing that alcohol and spring break may have played a part in this," Kirkland said.

Photo: Matt Algarin | Florida Freedom Newspapers
Stan Kirkland with the FWC said beavers in this area can weigh between 60-80 pounds.
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PostSubject: Re: Roadkill dressed for success   Mon Mar 08, 2010 10:10 am

I think Stan Kirkland said it best....

"I'm guessing that alcohol and spring break may have played a part in this," Kirkland said.
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PostSubject: Re: Roadkill dressed for success   Mon Mar 08, 2010 12:52 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
George? Did you have anything to do with this?

Please. Do you have any idea when Independent George even last saw a beaver?
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PostSubject: Re: Roadkill dressed for success   Mon Mar 08, 2010 1:58 pm

even if it's a dead beaver?
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PostSubject: Re: Roadkill dressed for success   Mon Mar 08, 2010 2:10 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
"Someone putting an outfit on a dead beaver is something I have never heard of."

I guess Stan never met my first wife.
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PostSubject: Re: Roadkill dressed for success   Tue Mar 09, 2010 4:24 pm

has Indy George ever met your first wife?
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PostSubject: Re: Roadkill dressed for success   Tue Mar 09, 2010 8:05 pm

I think you guys should ALL stop picking on Georgie.
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