HOLY CRAP!!

Norm Crosby scores the winning goal for Canada today winning them a Gold medal and this is the first post about it?! You freakin' Red Buttons lovers!

Damn you. Damn you all to Hell.

i95 wrote:

Norm Crosby scores the winning goal for Canada today winning them a Gold medal and this is the first post about it?! You freakin' Red Buttons lovers!

Damn you. Damn you all to Hell.

I thought they had the Olympics in the summer?

That Red Buttons is a hoot.That Clem Kaddidlehopper bit is gold Jerry, Gold I tell you!

Agent 13 wrote:

That Clem Kaddidlehopper bit is gold Jerry, Gold I tell you!

You're thinking Jackie Mason, Catskillstard.

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

That Clem Kaddidlehopper bit is gold Jerry, Gold I tell you!

You're thinking Jackie Mason, Catskillstard.

Jackie Mason? What sport did he play?

Not EVERYONE plays sports. Jackie Mason played that bus driver in the show you liked. I think it was "Taxi."

I used to pee myself when he would say "One of these days, Alvin! Bang...........Zoom..............Straight To The Sun'"!

Hey wait, I think we may be confused. I'm pretty sure Jackie Mason was that wheelchair-bound TV lawyer who never lost a case.

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Hey wait, I think we may be confused. I'm pretty sure Jackie Mason was that wheelchair-bound TV lawyer who never lost a case.

You're right. Major Matt Mason. After returning from the moon, the effects of gravity on him confined him to a wheelchair. He then resigned himself to attending law school -- something documented in the film, "The Paper Moon" with John Houseman.

Agent 13 wrote:

Jackie Mason? What sport did he play?

Matzahball.

Independent George wrote:

Not EVERYONE plays sports. Jackie Mason played that bus driver in the show you liked. I think it was "Taxi."

Taxi? You mean Harry Chapin?

i95 wrote:

pastrami-on-wry wrote:

Hey wait, I think we may be confused. I'm pretty sure Jackie Mason was that wheelchair-bound TV lawyer who never lost a case.

You're right. Major Matt Mason. After returning from the moon, the effects of gravity on him confined him to a wheelchair. He then resigned himself to attending law school -- something documented in the film, "The Paper Moon" with John Houseman.

The Paper Moon was great...didn't that kid from that show go on to play pro-basketball...Shaquiele O'Neal?

honestly.

how do you guys run your regular lives without me there to correct you?

OK.

Follow along:

Hockey Goal Scoring Winner Dude = Sidney Poitier

That Bus Driver in Taxi = Jackie Joyner

Marcia "Jackie" Mason = actress, married to the guy who wrote about Matthew Broderick's 2 year term in the military when he said it was "antarctica cold".
and she played second base in the broadway softball league. Really soft hands, good speed, slap-at-it singles hitter. Remember she was on base when Bette Midler tried to score when they were in Rochelle, Rochelle - The Musical! together?


you guys have any other questions, you let me know before you go off half-cocked on the internets, cuz you know, all the kids believe everything they read here, and we don't want to steer them wrong.

i95 wrote:

Agent 13 wrote:

Jackie Mason? What sport did he play?

Matzahball.

Here's your rimshot:

really? you stole a pic from Chabad?
Dude, you are so in trouble.
You know they'll track you down...

Agent 13 wrote:

You mean Harry Chapin?

???????????????????????????????

clothier wrote:

really? you stole a pic from Chabad?
Dude, you are so in trouble.
You know they'll track you down...

They are getting together their fake ID's and credentials RIGHT now!!

If you see any of these people at your door...do not...I say...DO NOT open!

isn't that Alton Brown on the upper left?

who knew?

clothier wrote:

isn't that Alton Brown on the upper left?

who knew?

I'd be lying if I said I knew, but I always suspected that he had something over the food channel heads that kept him on the tube.

clothier wrote:

isn't that Alton Brown on the upper left?

Alls I know is that the guy in the middle is Mo Rocca's definitely cooler brother.

i95 wrote:

Alls I know is that the guy in the middle is Mo Rocca's definitely cooler brother.

Of all the ridiculous mis-information that has been posted here this takes the cake. 95 actually thinks that a that a country in North Africa can have a brother.

My head hurts.

i95 wrote:

OK, then, jackassdisguisedasadelisandwich, how,
then, do you explain these brothers?




Owned!

Bob Hoskins and Norm Crosby - I just loved those road movies they made with that Western writer Louise L'amour.