What would YOU do for World Series tix?

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What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by i95 on Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:26 am


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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by Agent 13 on Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:15 am

Susan FINKELSTEIN? Oral sex? Seems unlikely.

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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by Independent George on Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:49 am

No, I believe that Ms. Finkelstein would be willing to perform oral sex - outside the sacred bonds of marriage. That's usually Jew-woman bait. It is once the woman eats wedding cake that the appetite for such is completely diminished.

I will sit back and wait patiently for the coming "Amen" from our married Jewish brothers.

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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:04 am

Don't know if I'm allowed to comment since the current Mrs. POW is a shiksa.

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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by bbqboy on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:37 am

so she only gets 1 ticket?

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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by Agent 13 on Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:57 am

Independent George wrote:No, I believe that Ms. Finkelstein would be willing to perform oral sex - outside the sacred bonds of marriage. That's usually Jew-woman bait. It is once the woman eats wedding cake that the appetite for such is completely diminished.

I will sit back and wait patiently for the coming "Amen" from our married Jewish brothers.


Well then, if what you are saying is true, I spent a year dating the WRONG jewish woman.

Damn it.

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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by Baah Baanned on Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:34 pm

Independent George wrote:It is once the woman eats wedding cake that the appetite for such is completely diminished.


I find that hard to swallow.

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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by Independent George on Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:22 pm

Baah Baanned wrote:I find that hard to swallow.




That's what she said.

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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:31 pm

Independent George wrote:
Baah Baanned wrote:I find that hard to swallow.




That's what she said.


Come again?

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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:40 pm

I'm thinking this classy lady from another thread already has box seats to all of the Series games:



"Clearly I had my seat belt on, so it's impossible I'd be leaning over sucking his dick unless he is hung like a donkey or I've got a fucking rubber neck.

"If it was true I'd just cop it sweet and think 'how embarrassing, I got caught sucking someone's dick'. But it is not true and that's what is pissing me off."

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Re: What would YOU do for World Series tix?

Post by i95 on Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:53 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:I'm thinking this classy lady from another thread already has box seats to all of the Series games...


Dude, that classy lady has box seats!

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