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TERROR ALERT FOR D.C.

Post by i95 on Thu Oct 08, 2009 9:53 am

TERROR ALERT FOR WASHINGTON, D.C.



BREAKING NEWS: Terror Alert in Washington, D. C.

Washington, D.C., Oct. 8 (AP) --
The Washington Redskins football practice was delayed nearly two hours this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Jim Zorn immediately suspended practice and called the police and federal investigators.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.

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Re: TERROR ALERT FOR D.C.

Post by clothier on Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:53 am

happened all the time last year with the Lions.

Good Luck with that.

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Post by laststandchili on Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:13 am

I'm a lifelong Skins fan, and I feel fully justified in saying that, they suck. Dan Snyder is a giant freaking asswad moron.

I'm considering jumping ship and forking over for an NFL package to start following a team that doesn't suck quite so badly. I'm considering Detroit. That QB they've got is a young stud.

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Re: TERROR ALERT FOR D.C.

Post by clothier on Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:41 am

he's got a bum knee.

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Re: TERROR ALERT FOR D.C.

Post by i95 on Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:30 pm

laststandchili wrote:I'm a lifelong Skins fan, and I feel fully justified in saying that, they suck.


Me, too, and they do. No

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Re: TERROR ALERT FOR D.C.

Post by laststandchili on Mon Nov 02, 2009 12:30 pm

So now fans are not allowed to bring signs into Fedex.

What's the sense of that? Is some disgruntled, overcharged, season ticket holder going to write something on a sign that hasn't been knocked around in the national sports media for months?

Dan Snyder; Enemy of freespeech, and Victory.

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Re: TERROR ALERT FOR D.C.

Post by clothier on Mon Nov 02, 2009 5:17 pm

i see your Dan Snyder, and I'll rasie you ONE (1) William Fucking Clay Ford.

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Post by laststandchili on Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:51 pm

Anybody see John Riggins on Inside the NFL last night. Golden.

Riggins is the H. Ross Perot of football commentators.

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Post by clothier on Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:04 pm

missed him.

was he hitting on another supreme court justice?

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