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Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by i95 on Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:38 pm


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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by pastrami-on-wry on Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:44 pm

At first quick glance I thought the headline was "Wife Accused of Touching Man's Penis", but I guess the actual headline is slightly more unusual.

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by clothier on Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:21 am

"the fire caused $840,000 worth of damage to their home."

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by The Goddess on Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:41 am

Who knew the damn things were so flammable?

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by Pool Boy on Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:11 am

Clearly the guy had flames coming out of his dick.

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by clothier on Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:14 am

pity he didn't have balls of steel.

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by pastrami-on-wry on Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:14 am

The Goddess wrote:Who knew the damn things were so flammable?


Thank God friction doesn't set them aflame.

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by pastrami-on-wry on Mon Aug 31, 2009 9:19 am


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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by Agent 13 on Mon Aug 31, 2009 11:08 am

The Goddess wrote:Who knew the damn things were so flammable?



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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by Independent George on Mon Aug 31, 2009 3:59 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:At first quick glance I thought the headline was "Wife Accused of Touching Man's Penis", but I guess the actual headline is slightly more unusual.


If I remember my own marriage correctly, YOUR headline would seem to be much more irregular.

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by Agent 13 on Mon Aug 31, 2009 7:27 pm

Independent George wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:At first quick glance I thought the headline was "Wife Accused of Touching Man's Penis", but I guess the actual headline is slightly more unusual.


If I remember my own marriage correctly, YOUR headline would seem to be much more irregular.


You pretty much remember marriage in general correctly.

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by The Goddess on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:14 am

That's sad. I'm big fan of touching penises.

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by Independent George on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:36 am

Are you sure you don't mean that you like touching penises....



....with a big fan?

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by i95 on Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:48 am

The Goddess wrote:I'm big fan of touching penises.


FATHER FLANAGAN??!! affraid affraid affraid affraid affraid

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Re: Wife Accused of Torching Man's Penis

Post by pastrami-on-wry on Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:36 am

The Goddess wrote:I'm big fan of touching penises.


Does the PoolBoy know?

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