Re: Who's calling in sick tomorrow?

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:40 pm

laststandchili wrote:
Sorry about the FBI. I hope you don't have to suffer another raid of WOT's Corporate offices.

Yeah thanks...last time they took all my porn and illegally imported Japanese candy. I love those weird japanese candies!!

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:15 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
Independent George wrote:
And, just for the record....yeah, the dick sucking is pretty much a deal breaker.

It's...or its...always something with you. Here is a thoughtful Christmas gift...no thanks, I am jewish. How about a day off of work?...no thanks, I don't like sucking dick. Man...ever think you may just be a little too inflexible??

Yeah, don't you know that old expression "Don't look a gift wad of come in the mouth"?

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:29 pm

Agent 13 wrote:I love those weird japanese candies!!

Me too. My favorites are the "無 and 無s".

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:53 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
Independent George wrote:
And, just for the record....yeah, the dick sucking is pretty much a deal breaker.

It's...or its...always something with you. Here is a thoughtful Christmas gift...no thanks, I am jewish. How about a day off of work?...no thanks, I don't like sucking dick. Man...ever think you may just be a little too inflexible??

Yeah, don't you know that old expression "Don't look a gift wad of come in the mouth"?

That is an oldie! Haven't heard it since I was walking the streets down by the port authority terminal. Seems like yesterday. Oh wait, that was yesterday. Never mind.

laststandchili · by laststandchili on Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:24 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
laststandchili wrote:
Sorry about the FBI. I hope you don't have to suffer another raid of WOT's Corporate offices.

Yeah thanks...last time they took all my porn and illegally imported Japanese candy. I love those weird japanese candies!!

What strikes me as odd is that as inventive as the Asians have always been with soy, those people never developed any notable type of cheese.

Thats true isn't it? Are there Asian cheeses that I'm not aware of?

They should get off their collective ass over there and come up with some kind of really good cheese. The time is now.

This is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night.

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:24 pm

It was just reported that no one showed up for work today at the Packing Dept. of the Russell Stover Fudge manufacturing plant. That's right fellas, due to this "Day Without a Gay" sick-out there was absolutely no fudge packing today.

i95 · by i95 on Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:54 pm

That's interesting as Pep Boys franchises throughout the country had signs on their front doors stating that they weren't working on rims today.