Happy Earth Day

You littering, resource guzzling, polluting fucktards.

I LOVE EARTHDAY!

I've actually been car pooling for the last year.

This means I get to throw two couches on top of the tire bonfire in the backyard I set to ring in the eco-holiday.

laststandchili wrote:I LOVE EARTHDAY!

I've actually been car pooling for the last year.

This means I get to throw two couches on top of the tire bonfire in the backyard I set to ring in the eco-holiday.

Glad I am not celebrating alone!

I put some rat poison tainted bird seed out for the critters and have all my cars idling in the driveway. I also have heat up to 80 and AC down to 60. There is smoke coming off my electric meter!! It is so festive.

laststandchili wrote:I LOVE EARTHDAY!
This means I get to throw two couches on top of the tire bonfire in the backyard I set to ring in the eco-holiday.

If you are dancing around it in the nude, I am there.

The Goddess wrote:

laststandchili wrote:I LOVE EARTHDAY!
This means I get to throw two couches on top of the tire bonfire in the backyard I set to ring in the eco-holiday.

If you are dancing around it in the nude, I am there.

Sorry not this year.

The neighbors have no sense of humor about that kind of thing.

At least they didn't last year.

Those are good tips 13. I was going to fire up my generator to plug in my electic fireplace, but figured why not just dump the fuel down the storm drain along with all the motor oil I've been saving.

laststandchili wrote:
Those are good tips 13. I was going to fire up my generator to plug in my electic fireplace, but figured why not just dump the fuel down the storm drain along with all the motor oil I've been saving.

Be sure you maximize your fuck up the earth quotient by using a storm drain that empties into an area waterway. Dumping into one that percolates into ground will still do some damage, but it takes longer...and lets be honest...don't you want to see the effects of your actions?

Dude, I'm chillin in the Chesapeake Bay watershed.

We're talkin max impact on the worlds largest marine estuary.


I'd like to take this opportunity to address the fact that everything is biodegradeable. These enviro-nazis are just some impatient bastards. The earth will have plenty of time to break all this shit down when we're long gone.

laststandchili wrote:Dude, I'm chillin in the Chesapeake Bay watershed.

We're talkin max impact on the worlds largest marine estuary.


I'd like to take this opportunity to address the fact that everything is biodegradeable. These enviro-nazis are just some impatient bastards. The earth will have plenty of time to break all this shit down when we're long gone.

Nice touch on the Chesapeake thing. And on point 2...you are a visionary.

Agent 13 wrote:

laststandchili wrote:Dude, I'm chillin in the Chesapeake Bay watershed.

We're talkin max impact on the worlds largest marine estuary.


I'd like to take this opportunity to address the fact that everything is biodegradeable. These enviro-nazis are just some impatient bastards. The earth will have plenty of time to break all this shit down when we're long gone.

Nice touch on the Chesapeake thing.

I just like saying estuary. Estuary. Estuary. It's nice.

I picked up trash all around my kid's school, and the high school next door.
We only picked up 3 used condoms.

Then we went to see Earth, the new Disney movie. It's pretty good.


Shame on you all.

laststandchili wrote:
I just like saying estuary. Estuary. Estuary. It's nice.

Because it sounds like estrus, right?

The Goddess wrote:

laststandchili wrote:
I just like saying estuary. Estuary. Estuary. It's nice.

Because it sounds like estrus, right?

I thought it was some menopause thing.

clothier wrote:I picked up trash all around my kid's school.....
We only picked up 3 used condoms.

Not bad for the fourth grade. It's good to see the youngsters playing safe.

I thought that nowadays all the kids were doing was "sexting" anyway. You can't get knocked up from that.