Re: Oh, Pool Boy...

clothier · by clothier on Fri May 29, 2009 8:16 am

I think you mean this lady,

Ann Miller, heck of a dancer, and she had a great variety show

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Fri May 29, 2009 12:59 pm

Independent George wrote:I bet you could rent Steve Gutenberg - but, not in a Latvian whore kind of way.

He'd be great at parties. He'd probably show off that same dead pan humor he used when he played on Barney Miller.

What's so funny about the motherfucker who invented the printing press?

Was he really Yemana on "Barney Miller"?

i95 · by i95 on Fri May 29, 2009 1:12 pm

pastrami-on-wry wrote:...the motherfucker who invented the printing press...

You know, it's rare when you come across an inaugural phrase in the English language -- a grouping of words which and to-date, has yet to be either uttered or written by humans. The above is surely such an achievement and to pow, I offer these: award

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Fri May 29, 2009 1:25 pm

i95 wrote:
pastrami-on-wry wrote:...the motherfucker who invented the printing press...

You know, it's rare when you come across an inaugural phrase in the English language -- a grouping of words which and to-date, has yet to be either uttered or written by humans. The above is surely such an achievement and to pow, I offer these:

Not so fast "Mr. Rush to Give Awards That May not Be Deserved because the thing you are giving an award for isn't really award worthy"....

See picture in lower left. Case rested.

Independent George · by Independent George on Fri May 29, 2009 4:06 pm

Agent 13 wrote:
Not so fast "Mr. Rush to Give Awards That May not Be Deserved because the thing you are giving an award for isn't really award worthy"....

I don't think that's going to fit on a business card.

i95 · by i95 on Fri May 29, 2009 7:57 pm

Independent George wrote:I don't think that's going to fit on a business card.

"Still, if you could find one with
off-white coloring. The tasteful
thickness of it. Oh my God, even
better if it had a watermark!"

**Agent 13** · by **Agent 13** on Fri May 29, 2009 10:59 pm

Independent George wrote:
Agent 13 wrote:
Not so fast "Mr. Rush to Give Awards That May not Be Deserved because the thing you are giving an award for isn't really award worthy"....

I don't think that's going to fit on a business card.

Could just go with Mr. RTGATMNBDBTTYAGAAFIRAW

Independent George · by Independent George on Fri May 29, 2009 11:55 pm

When did i95 become Indian?

i95 · by i95 on Sat May 30, 2009 1:53 pm

Independent George wrote:When did i95 become Indian?

When being Pakistani only drew nervous glares. Suspect

clothier · by clothier on Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:39 am

Hey Pool Boy,

post something, for god's sake.

clothier · by clothier on Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:40 am

oh.

wait. you're not a god guy.

then post something because sometimes you just gotta say what the fuck...

clothier · by clothier on Fri Jul 31, 2009 8:50 am

oh goddess, can you speak to your hubby?

Pool Boy · by Pool Boy on Sat Aug 01, 2009 1:15 pm

Howdy allayouse

kthxbye!

pastrami-on-wry · by pastrami-on-wry on Sat Aug 01, 2009 4:50 pm

Pool Boy wrote:Howdy allayouse

kthxbye!

OMG, did you learn that e-shorthand shit tweeting on Twitter?

clothier · by clothier on Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:42 pm

pool boy tweets?